Oh good. At first, I thought the photo at the top was a closeup of Ann Coulter’s vagina.

Them laying there the whole time felt like a Madden glitch.

So Somers’ mellow delivery doesn’t obscure how dickishly he opened the interview. Good for Maffei for bailing quickly.

Near the top of the all-time salty coaching rants is Tommy Lasorda’s response to the reporter’s question “What did you think of Kingman’s performance?”

At Nats Park in Washington, DC there’s a concession stand called “See. You. Tater” (a pun on play-by-play guy Bob Carpenter’s “See you later!” home run call.) They serve gut-busting portions of tater tots with a choice of toppings, including Chesapeake Bay crab queso and corn, pulled pork BBQ and Mac n’ Cheese, buffalo…

There are reports now that Petion transferred and, though he left with a B average, the transcripts sent from National Christian Academy to his new school showed a 1.4 GPA. Woodbury denied fucking with the transcript, though in the recording he can be heard saying “I control transcripts.” A different person at the…

"Jet propeller"??

"Jet propeller"??

That's Nils Lofgren singing the Jhoon Rhee jingle. Another local boy made good.