I’m just impressed that you took the time to count up the rats, but not the number of zeros...

Scientists tell us that an alligator will not observe you until later; whereas a crocodile will do so after a while.

If you’re having trouble figuring out how Love eased tensions and unified the team, look no further than the Bible.

He did say it was better than his wedding night.

“Doused”. Unless you were watching a very different video than I was.

I don’t get it, did someone photoshop Vince McMahon’s head onto the CNN logo?

No fucking way.

Nope, sorry. I’d even root for the f***ing Cowboys before I root for the Pats at this point. I’d have to violently purge my stomach afterwards, but...

No.

When he woke up, he was in Hogwarts.

Vikings should sign that concrete post. It’s shown it can stop guys in Eagles jerseys

If they had greased that pole, he would have slipped by it.

“Thanks a lot, Captain Obelisk.”

It’s surely not the only reason, but Lombardi is high on the list of why I quit listening to the Bill Simmons podcast.

Absolutely. And then she further destroyed all credibility the original article might have had when she sent that ranting, profanity-laden email to Ashleigh Banfield. Sigh...22-year olds.

If the article itself didn’t prove that, her somehow even more immature response to Banfield’s bad commentary certainly did.

This. To me both Grace and Ansari were being honest about their perceptions of the encounter; I think he really thought everything was fine, and THAT’S what we need to be talking about now. It very obviously wasn’t fine.

I’m very confused in all this, and since my perspective is that of the “offender,” its hard to parse.

I’ve been told by society, women in my life, men in my life, and by instincts to pursue romantic encounters. In that I must move towards my goal, some form of intimacy, and as I encounter resistance or failure, I must…

I think this is an excellent article that points out what, in my opinion, should have been the message of the Ansari story. It shouldn’t have been, “Aziz Ansari is a bad guy and we need to bring him down.” It should have been, “Look, guys, you need to pay attention to us when we say or show you that we are not…