captainjanewayhasnotimeforyourbullshit
Captain Janeway
captainjanewayhasnotimeforyourbullshit

I bought a BB cream this afternoon but I’ll prob return it. Smashbox. It was expensive!

yes, this is true, and something i didn’t think about even though it’s the same thing. haha.

i have to physically put sunscreen on my husband’s face each morning. as we’re getting ready for work i make him stop in front of me and smear it on his face before he figures out what he’s doing. but i can only sunscreen half of it, since the other half is covered in a very very thick beard. i assume the UV rays

i was surprised to see that it’s actually called “regular” toothpaste. huh.

i can personally attest to this roast chicken recipe. the timing works out extremely well and nothing is better than roasted chicken, except roasted chicken after sex.

do you use the clinique eyeliner to line the waterline? i can’t find a good waterline liner that doesn’t bleed everywhere and make me look like a raccoon, or dry my eyes out like crazy.

Is anyone watching “The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel”? It’s so funny! I have a horrible cold and I can barely move but it’s really making me feel better. My husband is going out to get me some in-n-out and I’m going to have a hot toddy at the end of the day and go to bed early. What are you watching lately? 

that BBC africa tweet is horrifying. i literally gasped when i read it. jfc

i’m more surprised that you guys actually have an annual awards show

My personal goal was not to take my mother’s bait but I failed miserably and we fought all week. BUT, Mr. Captain Janeway IS NOW EMPLOYED!!! He starts Monday. I’m so excited, it makes everything else seem inconsequential and small. Yay! Next step: finding our own place to live. Progress!

mine was okay. i cooked but my sister insisted on the desserts, which were all horrible. so, we didn’t have any good desserts! and we couldn’t buy anything because her feelings are so ~delicate~ and she’d take it as a personal affront if we had extra desserts. but, the food was good. i am proud, i cooked for 14 people

I have never cared. But I bought stuff earlier this week: cute booties, a nice watch, a new pillow, and some tupperware. My husband starts his new job MONDAY! So we need more tupperware to pack lunches. I’m so excited!

I am back from being abroad from work. It was a very difficult but fulfilling trip. I visited quite a few refugee camps (my first time) and it was obviously horrible and depressing and I also just felt so guilty for being able to leave and having money and just everything. I need to develop some coping mechanisms for

A very conservative friend of my MIL sells this shit. her facebook cover photo says, “All I need is Jesus and Rodan + Fields!”

if they don’t air the last season i’ll be disappointed. once again my hopes for a woman president are dashed by a lecherous old man.

i think pbs.org. sign up for the monthly $5 donation and just cancel it when you’re done.

Seriously. It’s so powerful and chilling.

Yes, definitely. She is so boring and obnoxious. I usually tune out the Jenners in general. I like the OG Kardashians.

Eh, I wouldn’t give the Kardashians that much credit. People still wouldn’t vote even if they weren’t on the air. That’s not a new problem.