captainjanewayhasnotimeforyourbullshit
Captain Janeway
captainjanewayhasnotimeforyourbullshit

Hi! Is retinol serum all its hyped up to be? I bought some a week ago and I haven’t noticed anything yet, but I know it’s only been a week. I dunno what to think about it.

I just bought Peter Thomas Roth’s 3% retinol serum today. My skin immediately felt nice when I tried it. I hope it works!

Maybe it’s a sinus issue? We go to the dentist twice a year together and apparently they say nice things. He snores and is congested a lot. Thanks for your advice.

Ugh my husband says HE would never tell me my breath stinks because it’s so mean and embarrassing and he loves me so much he doesn’t care if I stink. I don’t know how to reply to that. It makes me seem like an asshole.

I have told him! He says I’m being rude and just embarrassing him. Then he’ll sulk and NOT brush his goddamn teeth.

Help me: how do I tell my husband in a diplomatic way that won’t hurt his feelings that his breath stinks and his mouth is nasty? He’s very sensitive and insecure and I don’t want to make him feel bad. It’s to the point I don’t want to be anywhere near him or kiss him or anything. Ugh. He’s never had cavities, and his

Seriously. They are weird and ugly.

I love this bed frame. It’s quiet and very supportive. My mom and both my sisters have one too. Highly recommended.

Yeah, I had the same thought. I also hope they provide scholarships for lower SES kids to attend as well.

When I was on accutane as a teenager my derm recommended CeraVe. Miracle. Definitely a good idea.

old navy has some pretty great workout gear. the pants fit and DON’T FALL DOWN when i run. seriously, it’s amazing.

i have a chronic lower back problem that started when i threw out my back. after PT and seeing multiple doctors, the conclusion was that strengthening my core would help alleviate some of the pressure on my back to help avoid the problem.

if he did pay for the drinks he would EXPECT you to sleep with him, and if you didn’t he’d call you a tease and a whore and yell at you in public.

Reminds me of my SIL. Her arms are patchwork of random tattoos in terrible places. Bad tattoos too.

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I personally like Kim and Kanye and I’m glad they’re doing that. She comes off as a good mom.

i fucking hate this show. i hate his stupid fake antics. i hate how much time they devote to shit that has nothing to do with renovating houses. i hate how they pretend like waco is a decent place to live. ughhhhh. FUCK SHIPLAP.

I like their stuff but I wish they’d make BIGGER sizes! I guess radical transparency is only for sizes 10/12 and below. Us fats don’t get to do cool girl chic.

my teen years were horrible. frankly my teens and all of my twenties were really miserable and unhealthy. the teen week posts stress me out. i had horrible controlling shitty parents and who kept me isolated from my peers so i don’t have any ~fun teen stories~ about prom or fucking anything. ugh.

my husband is 10 years out of college and still occasionally wakes up panicking that he’s missing courses for his degree.