oh my god the harry potter post. hhahahahah. i am dying.

i loved the shit out of this show. i can’t say it enough. jude law was deliciously sassy and RUDE AF and hot as shit in his tight little tracksuits. so smug. i want more hot young pope lenny but i trust sorrentino so i’m excited to see what he’ll do next.

god bless you

Ugh, that’s horrible. Thanks for posting the fundraising page.

jesus christ, that is horrifying. thank god he didn’t douse her in kerosene.

My Tarte order came! Last week they had a great sale with 6 full size pieces for $65. Make your own kit type of thing. I guessed on the foundation and it is PERFECT. What a relief. And it feels so nice. My sister always recommended a liquid foundation but I prefer powder. The amazonian clay HD airbrush powder feels so…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I just turned 30 and it feels so weird. I was at the doctor yesterday and looking over my paperwork and it said, Captain Janeway, F, 30. Fucking weird.

Lol so how do you really feel about Giada?

For real. I wanna know if he’s circumcised.

Your literal kitchen or your “kitchen”?

don’t they already mail the diplomas anyway? how is that a threat?

agreed. i’m so glad they made it into a show. now that they have all that time and space to develop the characters and the story lines, it’s so much better. super excited for season 2.

that scene was incredible. it was so traumatic and sad and horrifying. he is amazing.

Kiehl’s has a great 50 SPF sunscreen that’s oil free and really light. My skin breaks out like crazy but not with this stuff. It’s a little pricey upfront but it lasts a long time. http://www.kiehls.com/super-fluid-uv-defense-spf-50/833.html

Tarte had an amazing build-your-own-kit deal earlier this week. 6 full sized pieces for $63, so I did it and sent it to everyone I know who wears makeup. I love Tarte and I’m so excited. I got:

I’m a mistress of education!

it’ll pass! it will be over before you know it. it took me 3 years and now it’s finally fucking over.

lol! congrats! haha, you’re famous

have you told him the foreplay is too short? my husband was like that early on in our relationship. i told him exactly what i wanted and what i defined as foreplay (he thought it was something else entirely). as we communicated more it got better.

sleep? spa time! do a face mask/paint your nails/take a bubble bath and read and drink wine and just luxuriate in being bored!