thank you and congrats on your interview. it took me 13 years before i got my passport.

the toilet thing is hilarious.

hello. i’ve been crying all day. this is so shitty. i have some cousins in a camp in syria and they were hoping they’d be able to get here but i guess not. i’m home alone, i’ve been crying on and off (the protesters at JFK really make me cry and i love them all). i’m cooking something to remind me of home and trying…

it extends to people with green cards.

why?

same here. “i cleaned the kitchen and did the dishes today it was so hard no one ever thanks me.” you want a fucking medal? those are your dishes.

came here for this dude. i can’t believe it took so long.

i hate them too. i used to work in advertising and it was always the fucking WORST the next day when everyone would sit around discussing the merits of them in a pseudo-intellectual way. horrible.

his face is weird af but his ass is pretty ok. but ew though, what a fucking bizarre commercial.

this makes me really hopeful. i’m a refugee and everything worked out well for me simply out of luck. i feel this acutely. ugh. this isn’t right.

also i love how mean he is to everyone and i loved his first homily. i was cackling through it. what a dick.

YES

i fucking love this show. jude law is incredible. young pope in a hoodie is a real hottie. i love how smug he is and i love how he wants to fuck shit up.

petty af. it’s funny but i wish we could deal with serious issues like that goddamn heartbeat bill.

Lovely Jewish conspiracy for them to cling to. Far-reaching rich shadowy Jews trying to destabilize them!

My IUD (got it in Austin, TX) cost $1300. I got the invoice from BCBS. Thanks to Obamacare, I didn’t even have to pay a copay for my visit. I dunno how much posters cost. $1 each?

is this like ben carson’s infamous stabbing incident?

I like how Bill seems to be sorta guarding her. Are former presidents required to attend?

Really? She always seems so put together to me. Brad, on the other hand, for a while he was kinda gross.

i did two rounds of accutane and have some pretty serious scarring now too. i’ve been using dr. brandt’s microdermabrasion at home and it’s lightening up the dark scars a little bit, and smoothing out my complexion generally speaking. i moisturize with ole henriksen and do the power peel once a month. it seems to be…