I made chicken and dumplings. I have a bad cold and that sapped all my energy, but I have soup for days! Worth it

my husband and i binged on 4 episodes of the crown last night. no election talk allowed. phones on do not disturb in another room. it was wonderful.

i cut out everyone i know who voted for him. fuck that. this isn’t a “difference of opinion”. can you skip thanksgiving? stay home and have a friendsgiving instead?

plenty of room, welcome aboard

i have a cold. i cannot fuck. it would be gross. :(

this is the cutest little squishy baby ever i just wanna nom on her cheeks omg.

my dad always told me not to do things because girls don’t do them. girls don’t play these kinds of sports. girls don’t move away from home and leave their families. girls don’t argue with their sisters. girls don’t do this and they can’t do that and they shouldn’t do that. and every time he said shit like that my jaw…

this is hilarious and amazing

yeah i’m never asking him for help again. he was totally useless anyway.

damn. i couldn’t do that knowing what was happening. you’ve got nerves of steel.

ugh our IT guy keeps walking around with a trump button and it’s so upsetting, i used to really like him.

why is his junk black and blue? that doesn’t seem healthy. maybe he should see a doctor.

wow, that all looks and sounds amazing. i am super impressed by your bread baking skills.

Thanks, I’ll look into it. I’m a bit of both 3A and 3B.

i made plenty come over!

damn you fancy

fart city is one of my favorite places. my husband and i crack up each time one of us farts bigtime. we’re 12.

order pizza order pizza!

haha, here’s the mug: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B013OBR9WS/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1. i’m gonna fill it with champagne on tuesday and drink away my feelings.