Madeleine. Why you gotta poop on everyone’s fun?! :|

:o Holy crap I had no idea!!

Agreed. That was bullshit. I hate Marty. His name sucks, too.

Yes watch, and you get the added bonus of being able to watch it back to back on Netflix.

jess kinda matured nicely at the end. i wouldn’t be too mad about it.

Haha, I just texted my husband about all the crazy marketing.

ugh i have such an absurd soft spot for this show! it makes me cry all the time. can’t wait.

i wish i had known about this tattoo before voting.

peach pie is the only acceptable pie. and i fucking hate lattice top or another crust on top. enough with the goddamn cardboard crust. i support a crispy crumble on top.

Shana tova!

i’m a big fan of the shower whisky

i hope she has one of those fancy robotic litter boxes

ugh.

this looks terrible but i can’t wait to see it.

i just really love the lawyer’s name: z zoltan stein. i’d hire that guy for sure.

lol joe is in a band

America Fererra has been instagramming her triathalon. Such a badass! I wish I could do something like that. She’s so beautiful.

LOOK AT THE LEG ROLLS

that sheer transformation lotion IS THE BEST. i love it. i wear it daily. it’s so light and doesn’t clog my pores at all, and i really feel like my skin looks better as i use it.

my waxer is super friendly and remembers things i’ve told her in the past. i feel like we’re friends. plus, she’s really good at her job. she’s quick and efficient. and an eyebrow artist. i tip her about 50% each time and give her a bonus at xmas, and after xmas she gives me a free treatment (even though the bonus is…