this is incredible

Your dinner sounds great! I split the okra down the middle and roast it in the oven on a high heat. It gets rid of that okra sliminess and is so good. That’s basically how I cook almost all veggies. Always turns out delicious.

ohh you’re brave going outside. hooray for rain!

wow, fancy. that sounds great, i have a hunk of salmon in my freezer and it looks like i found what to do with it! thank you! here’s the chicken recipe i used, it’s definitely a keeper.

wowwwwwwww. i am so jealous, i’ve always wanted a garden! what else do you have growing?

Here in Austin it’s been over 100 all last week. We apparently have a “cold front” coming in, meaning temps are in the 90s, haha. I’ll take it. Yesterday when I walked home from work it was 102 but felt like 112 with the humidity. Fucking awful.

I got my first laser hair removal treatment today! I was really nervous but they did my entire face (cheeks down) and it took maybe, maybe 10 minutes. It hardly hurt at all either. I’m so pleased! I highly recommend it. I bought a groupon which made it a lot more affordable.

Hello all! What are you drinking and eating/cooking tonight? I have a delicious rose chilling in the fridge and I’m making zaatar chicken with crispy roasted potatoes, okra, and a garlicky yogurt sauce. I hope you’re all doing well!

My very conservative and religious dad took me after weeks of begging on my part. He checked w my aunts first, who had seen it, and they said it was cool to take me. So we went. And then came the scene where he draws her. And he dragged me out of the movie. I was in HUGE trouble. He was livid.

Scorpion?????? Where do you live????

Texas resident here. Once we were having dinner with a couple friend of ours. We were sitting around the dining table when the man suddenly said to his gf, “Suzie, don’t move”. And then he reached out and SMASHED THE SIDE OF HER FACE.

...I don’t see a bug bite on your leg? Am I missing it? Also you’re super cute in that header image.

i played rugby all through high school and college (team captain woo!) and i am personally terrified of you roller derby people! i want to play but i’m too scared!

thank you so so so much

i have a good friend who just writes like that. she works in publishing. it takes a special brain.

Already posted (not by HamNo tho): http://gawker.com/ban-the-olympi…

to me, saying she “swims like a man” means she’s so good she must have the skills of a man, not ‘lol she’s a dude’. like, she can’t just be the best woman, she has to be man-like. does that make sense? i’m a few wines in.

Yeah! Damn that was cold.