I just don’t like it. It’s 8 miles from my job but the commute takes me an hour. I’m just tired of it. It’s a nice house, great kitchen, but I feel like the walls are closing in on me.

Adobo!

I keep dreaming I’m pregnant or in labor. I have an IUD and have no plans for a baby for at least 5 years. It can’t be as literal as my biological clock telling me to hurry up, can it?

I’m so sorry. Give her lots of bacon while she can eat it. I’m sorry :( :(

Loft and Ann Taylor, especially when they have sales.

That’s how I feel being in Texas. Austin is cool but there’s still a fucking Texas undercurrent. In two weeks people get to bring guns on campus, yay! /s

Wayfair. We got a cute one there. Also One Kings Lane sometimes has cute stuff.

I hope your week gets better! I might go to see Ghostbusters tomorrow too, by myself. I love going to see movies alone. I hope you get to recharge this weekend!

Gah this is so cool I wish I could go!

Adobo! I’m excited. But I went to school with a lot of Filipino people and got used to all their families cooking amazing food, so while this will be good, it’s never as good as when someone’s grandma makes it.

Thanks. Yeah, I’m in a real rough patch with my job (the good things at work I do go unnoticed, the bad things: I get berated in an email that’s CC’d to 5 other people, just happened again on Friday), and it is making everything worse. Jezebel helps a lot. Love all you people!

I have not tried hot yoga, but I’ve tried regular yoga and I hate it. My sister is a yoga teacher and keeps trying to get me to do it but I just can’t get into it.

I don’t know. We’re trying to move to LA next May so hopefully this is it.

Went to city hall. But my mom couldn’t stand the idea of not having a wedding so basically they planned the whole thing and I showed up with a $160 dress I bought online from David’s Bridal. No first dance with my dad. He spent the entire time complaining that it was such a small wedding and he was embarrassed because…

hey guys. i’m cooking filipino food tonight. looking forward to it.

jesus christ

yeah even if it was private, it’s still fucked up. jesus. how awful.

ew they’re back now too.

please continue with screenshots in the most unflattering and awkward expressions, i love it.

omg that first one has weirdly human teeth!