Jamaica in November! Sort of nervous about the Zika situation but not all that nervous. I should go to the gym and get my ~~~beach bod~~~ but I’ll still be fat in November so whatever. Yay Jamaica!

procrastinating on unpacking shit from our trip last week. i also need to clean out my closet. and do homework. basically my whole life.

I’m 29 and recently found a lump in my right breast. I went to my OBGYN, who felt me up for a solid 20 minutes and then sent me to a clinic to get a breast ultrasound. It was there that we discovered for the first time that I have cysts, which I’d never had before (or maybe I did but never noticed?).

who the fuck wrote that article about lindsay lohan? it is creepy af. *shudder*

Or a very entertaining and fun celebrity.

Yes, thanks! I preordered it and it’s next for me!

yeah i’m really pleased. everything feels better already. but DAMN i want a cigarette right now though. oh well! it’ll pass!

Ok! Here’s my routine:

yeah, i feel that way too. :/

ugh yeah shaving is a nightmare. i didn’t it once and still regret it.

still not smoking! 18 days!

gah, i know, but i need to stay at this job to finish my degree. they’re so cool with me using work time to take classes. i’m done next may. so close. it’s hard to fire me so hopefully i can make the changes she wants just to stay on for another year till i’m done.

in middle school i was so eager to “grow up” that i faked having my period because a friend of mine got hers. she had all her pads in a little thing she carried around in her backpack so a couple days later i said that i got my period too and i had pantyliners shoved in an envelope in my backpack, because i had to…

Yay, enjoy! Best part is, it’s a screw top :)

Is this a good place to discuss brazilian waxes? Because my sisters keep trying to convince me it’s so amazing and so refreshing but I dunno. My husband doesn’t care one way or another. I keep a nicely trimmed bush, but it would be nice, maybe. The whole thing scares me and makes me feel super awkward. Thoughts?

Here it is! It has just the lightest bubbles, it’s really refreshing. I’ll have to try the vinho verde too!

Reading thread!

ROSE! More rose. Slightly bubbly. $4.99 from Trader Joe’s. God bless TJ’s.

I bought one of Ashley Graham’s nail polishes and I LOVE IT. The color is so rich and bright and happy.

I have had a hellish week at work. I had my annual review and my score or whatever was “does not meet expectations”. There have been a lot of problems in the office, we had a new chair, etc etc, and some of that is because of me, but the other half is because I don’t have any support. My supervisor is terrible, I’ve…