captainjanewayhasnotimeforyourbullshit
Captain Janeway
captainjanewayhasnotimeforyourbullshit

I finally bit the bullet and went all-in on Devacurl conditioner and gel. Best money I ever spent. My hair looks fantastic. Beautifully curly, soft, healthy. Curly-haired friends, do it! I don’t use the no-poo because I didn’t like it but everything else is fantastic.

we do a lot of one-pan meals. roasted veggies and chicken/fish. delicious and easy and hands off.

So a weird thing happened last night.

This cover also made me feel really good about myself, which pretty much never happens when I look at a magazine cover. They are gorgeous, they look amazing, and I have that body type too. That’s fucking amazing. More!

I didn’t go because my parents didn’t let me and I was so sad about it! I still get kinda sad when I think of it, especially since my sister is going to prom this year (thanks, oldest child syndrome). I feel like I missed out even though I probably didn’t.

The Ecuador pronunciation was hilarious.

i bet his dick is really floppy and he has a hard time getting it up, and then blames you for it when he can’t do it.

ugh noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

omg stop i literally gagged

ugh white people

at least she’s pretty

Wait, literally? I believe it, since she looks the way she does, but damn that sucks.

Glenfiddich is so delicious and smooth. One day I’ll splurge and buy the 21-year, but the 12 and 15 are excellent. Enjoy!

YES but we’re behind a few episodes so I’m going to try and skim past this thread to avoid spoilers! But YES VIKINGS

It tastes like a regular radish. It’s delicious. It’s really pretty and that’s why I eat them. But yeah, a vegetable is not a guilty pleasure. Maybe because it makes her gassy and fart everywhere? Is that just me...?

damn that mama eagle is QUEEN of rbf.

ugh, that poor girl. jesus. i hope she has access to serious therapy. what a fucking psychopath.

Ahh we got our dog DNA test results back this week! She's border collie/Great Pyrenees on one side (which we sort of guessed by her body and markings), and a boxer/chow chow mix on the other. It's so surprising and fun.

Way to go! I totally fell off my diet/exercise plan this week, but tomorrow is a new day.