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My comment, as indicated by the right-pointing tiny triangle at the top of my post, was in response to Mister Sterling, who claimed that calling the Sony situation terrorism was "embellishment of the highest order" and that the threats were "comical" and that the reaction by all involved to take it seriously was "a

Can we also demand to get paid the same as men? Because then maybe it would make sense for them to be wined and dined. (Not that men don't deserve to be pampered. No one should act like an entitled prick, though, including women.)

Gawker has suggested exactly the opposite, actually. They're the ones who have no problem posting and parading the stolen emails, while putting their foot down on the naked photos. In fact, ALL of the media took that stance, so who are you referring to exactly when you say the photo leak was simply an embarrassing

Did you miss the threatening emails and messages employees got? What about the bomb threats? The crippling cyber attacks? The doxxing of 8000 employees and the extortion of releasing more information and private property to the public if demands aren't met?

What the FUCK would you call that?

I'm a woman on the Internet, too. I'm also a former Sony employee. My information has almost certainly been exposed, and that's pretty scary.

Manstruation is the periodic discharge of bile and vitriol from the inner workings of a malformed brain through the foul stench of a gaping maw. This cyclic discharge is seen in male humans who are called out on their own bullshit, think other people sharing their perspective is a direct attack on their self, or

I'll tell you what, boys: if you can find something to wear other than a grubby t-shirt and jeans, shave once in awhile, spend as much time on your hair and skin in the morning as women do, and learn how to make eyes at me across the room, I'll ask you out and pay for your dinner. Of course, I reserve the right to

I know, right? I thought "rectal bleaching" was the #1 phrase I never wanted to hear again, and now here we are ungreying assholes...

You must have glossed over the fact that the threat against Sarkeesian was one promising a mass shooting (that means killing more than one person, in case you don't understand words) and mentioned Elliot Rodgers, who killed 6 people (6 is more than one). But, thanks for mansplaining to us what terrorism is, dude. We

The furious mansplaining in the comments is pretty damned funny, but I wish people would stop ungraying the assholes.

Obviously there needs to be some mansplaining about this. No worries, I'm here to provide. Reasons why it matters when Sony gets hacked.

Let's face it, most threats on the internet probably come from man-babies in their jammies, firing out missives on the old computer mom keeps in the basement. They're not capable of so much as doing laundry or shopping for groceries, much less committing a hate crime.

Indeed. My parents were some of the fairly conservative (but not too conservative) people who didn't really smoke anything or drink all that much and who got married and had kids. They sort of understood the hippies, but they wouldn't have done this. I'll be I could talk my mom into it now, though. She's a lot more

Don't sweat it. Who hasn't finish a night of partying by posting bizarre rambles on Gawker sites? Boring people, that's who. You had some good ideas, too, sort of. Boomers are a lot more complex than the hippie stereotype they get slapped with. But that's a popular image for a reason, and any attempts to downplay the

Drink less or more, you adorably incomprehensible ball of misdirected rage.

PLEASE MAKE ONE OF THE BRUNETTE SAYING "well I thought it loked like a dildo but I have never seen this kind of thing off the end of it" or

Now that even grandmas in Washington have beaten me to the glitz and glamour of the marijuana lifestyle, I really need to run out and get my California weed card, already.

I don't think this is doing enough to make everyone feel old.