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CaptainJackHarknessBalls
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One of those things is not like the other. One of those things just doesn't belong.

I got out of the greys without an avatar before the last big overhaul of Gawker. Since then, I've had an avatar —plus comments that have had 100s of stars. This is a special occasion avatar, but I'm thinking of changing it:

Protip: you're more likely to end up out of the greys if you get yourself an avatar. Many of us are put off by the colored squares of burner-dom (even those of us who ARE burners!).

I'm a tiny woman, both in height and "down there" (my doctor even said so!) but I do enjoy a giant bratwurst from time to time. HOWEVER. I came up with this analogy and shared it with girl friends, much to their delight: giant dicks are like all you can eat buffets. Sure, they seem like a great idea and fun from time

Exactly, my insecure caucasian husband asked me if black guys have bigger penises. I told him, I didn't know, but because of my dedication to science I could find out. I asked him how many black men does he think should I sleep with in order to get conclusive results?

No correlation *wink*. We are all the same *winkwink*.

That's my problem with porn. It distorts, and then people think that's the way it's supposed to be.

Sex education in this country is a fucking travesty.

The clinics should put and actual hoop on the floor and have the clients jump through it and call that the test.

Spongebob Squaredick sent you a friend request.

I don't need to see anymore dicks that i have already seen. I day square that means square. nobody cares about your boner.

you had me at tailored penis warmers. Why aren't those a thing?

At BJU you get some written exams but mainly oral and 70% of the school budget goes to landscaping.

As a brotha, I want to say "you're welcome other guys" for upping that average.

Yet finding the clitoris is still a mystery to so many men, even the scientists...

Jesus, the bullshit coming from the comments section is mind-numbing. We get it. You're so proud of your Corolla that you bought for cash. I don't care. I love cars, like to have something that puts out good power and isn't seen at every stoplight. That means my maintenance cost maybe a little higher. That's a

Jack's article seems filled with contempt for generations younger than himself. He scoffs at the Jalopnik commenters, and then takes shots at Tavarish. It seems that he hasn't read any actual Tavarish articles, or assumes that every reader thinks that the price of entry is the only price you have to pay. It reads like

You might want to reconsider linking to the site...

I'm not really following Delta, I'm just looking for hot pics of Delta in a bikini.