That line was "Fat chicks need love too, but they gotta pay."

To Chris Brown and the child molesters...

Ever hear someone say to order a pizza and call the cops and see who gets there first? I accidentally did that when I found a crackhead in my neighbors backyard in New Orleans smoking crack. I had just ordered the pizza and heard yelling then went outside to look. I think it took the cops 45 minutes to show up but by…

Not sure when "this" will be done with Jezebel but we will never be done with "this."

How many more stories until this is done with Jezebel?

abomination of nature you say. . .. ?

Probably not in the "long term effects" way, or in the "alcohol induced coma" way. More in the "fuck it, that 2-year-old just fell down drunk and really hurt her head and is now bleeding a lot, someone get an ambulance!" way.

Owl Appreciation Thread:

Based on this scene of "Karen," I question Amanda Seyfried's belief that Karen could manage, much less own, a store. More likely she's still forecasting the weather based on her "ESPN" abilities.

Beverly in NC: Hi, I just wanted to follow up on what Anthony said about that n—

"Okay, I'm going to stop you there," the host said. "We're not going to use that kind of language publicly... You can certainly make your point, but you cross the line when you use language like that publicly."

Honestly, Bieber is almost writing in normal sentences here. That's why I would never believe it.

The eerily accurate texts are fake