The samurai sword trope has to end. Good thing people are horrible shots in this show, though.

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Immediate CP for the smoker vents on the windows.

The whole thing, I think, is (sic).

So a rare, reliable 1985 German numerically named coupe with a FM straight-8 and RWD. I like it.

Well it definitely won’t be mistaken for a nice car. So it’s got that going for it. And as a benefit for the people likely to buy this, it comes pre-dented.

All I can see is a dude sucking off someone in a wheelchair while getting pounded in the ass by an inflatable flailing arms person.

There's something about this car where no angle makes it look good. 

Psyonix knows they fucked up which is why they haven't commented on this but I believe they won't relent on these high prices. They didn't care to answer any questions before the update because they knew it would be unpopular. This is how it will be from now on.

Can I call it the Mustach-e?

I'm 34 and engaged. We don't want to blow a bunch of money on a wedding and we really don't have a whole bunch of friends or family to invite. If we went to the courthouse and did it on our own my mom would probably disown me. We would rather put the money toward a house - you know, something that lasts longer than a…

The fair catch kick only makes sense at the end of a half when there's not enough time for a touchdown. Why would you go for a field goal on first down any other time?

That’s how arrive in Charlotte when they move down from Buffalo.

It's that weak-in-the-knees feeling you get when you witness something your mind isn't prepared for. 

“He's a bus driver, so I took his advice on diesel engine repair."

“Advise" is the worst offender. "The suspect advised that he wasn’t on drugs. I advised him to step out of the car."

I live 70 miles from my family (90 minutes with traffic). They never come to visit or call me. I’m always the one making it off town trips on weekends for birthdays and holidays. You’re right - I might as well live in a foreign country or be in interstellar space. 

Around here landscaping trucks fill all the perimeter space at the gas stations during lunchtime as they picnic inside them, leaving single-wide pathways for cars to gingerly snake through.

You misspelled Russia

I can’t be the only person who just jerks off into his hand and then rinses it off in the sink.