I can still hear that iconic Honda starter and the transmission sounds as my older brother would leave for high school in his ‘90 Accord sedan.  This car is in great shape and still has many years left ahead of it.  The price is a tad high, but with loving care you could probably sell it for a wash or even a small…

They have no problem spending $250K-$500K to get their kid into college. But God forbid you want to increase their taxes by less than that amount to make sure everyone has access to college.

I found an investors’ prospectus online showing FY 2013-17. The worldwide sales volume (in vehicles) has hovered around the 1 million mark since 2013. I could do more digging to find older figures, like from the late 1990s or early 2000s.

I love how his defense is “we only sell a million cars WORLDWIDE.” Yeah, it’s almost as if operating as a tone-deaf, insolvent, fly-by-night car manufacturer might wreck a reputation.  Have you tried not sucking?

TV weatherman turned human Alphabet Soup

And Trump is, what, 72? He looks like he’s about to keel over and explode any minute.

To host a game show?  Himself.

There’s something anxiety inducing about GM’s pervasive green-pixel screens.  It just screams cheap.

I went to the ABC store recently to look for some whiskey, and I figured I would look for Buffalo Trace. I wasn’t aware how rare it was, as I found some for my dad for Christmas and didn’t feel like I had just bought a pound of blow. But this latest time I went, they were out and weren’t expecting any anytime soon.…

You should have heeled it down the shower drain.

I love the higher alcohol of IPAs and imperials, but damn if I don’t feel like death the next day, even after just three.  

Evan, I was probably the only freshman who moved into his college dorm room with a fucking file cabinet. Granted, it was one of those mini, two-drawer file cabinets. But it wasn’t an option for me. My mom was convinced I needed to keep safe and secure all of my bank statements, credit card bills, and eventually,…

Or, you know, he made it all up.

Or, you know, he made it all up.

Or, you know, he made it all up.

Or, you know, he made it all up.

Robert Kraft freed the sex slaves.

I used to like yellow on exotic cars, but it looks goofy on run-of-the-mill cars. It still doesn’t really even work on a Corvette, which is where you often hear it referred to as PMY.

Eh, I had a break-up that was instantaneous, but it took me close to 3 full months to find a new place and move out. I was in the guest room for that time, but there were no doubts we were broken up.  

I dated a girl who, whenever we had green beans for dinner, would insist on having a mayonnaise to dip them in. Dipping green beans. In mayonnaise. Between that and leaving empty and semi-empty beer cans on the beside table for days, she wasn’t marriage material.