Same, but now she keeps dropping hints that I should be saving for an engagement ring now. Sorry babe, my catback will sound better with a downpipe, and then of course I’ll need to upgrade the suspension.

So they decide to tart up a soon-to-be defunct car to make it finally noticeable. It’s like that first post-breakup sex with your ex. The vigor and passion comes back out of nowhere. You realize what could have been had you stayed together and put in more effort before the breakup. But you both know that there is a…

Good thing his shirt was half unbuttoned. He might have otherwise died.

Talk about your all-time rage quitter.

Sticky bombs on TWINE was a great addition.  Either go for the direct hit or toss them high up on a wall and destroy an unsuspecting passerby.

He revealed it in court when a judge was trying to take away his kids.

So Fallout 4 in the old west?

There’s a reason why tail lights don’t belong on a bumper:

I think one of the big parts of the movie that makes it not a kid’s move is the issue of the will and probate. I remember watching as a grade school kid, not knowing the big conflict with the importance of finding the will. Plus, it does set up one of the movie’s best jokes unfortunately kids won’t get: “Not prostate,…

The blind spot system isn’t supposed to beep. It illuminates a little red light in the sail panel to let you know a car is in your blind spot. You’re referring to the beeping of the parking sensors. While they can be triggered by rain and other obstacles, they can be turned off and the volume can be lowered. As a…

I hope he bought track insurance.

GM cars that use the reverse lights as approach lights. Some mouthbreather never thought that this would cause tons of confusion in a parking lot.

I love how the writer never rebutted the notion it’s a “meh car.” I mean, sure, you can get offended when someone calls your girlfriend ugly, but her good personality and cooking skills aren’t going to change the fact that she’s a sore sight for eyes.

Last summer, I traded my ‘04 S60R for a ‘15 S60 RDesign when the money I wanted to put into it didn’t seem feasible for a 220K mile car. It was the first car I truly loved and cherished driving, explaining how I put over 100K miles on it in 4 years. I hated how it didn’t have an AUX jack or Bluetooth connectivity. The…

R means Radio

A crucial piece of advice I wish all of my clients adhered to is do not lie to me. The attorney-client privilege is sacrosanct, and if I don’t know exactly what you’ve done and what’s going on in your case you’re cheating yourself out of effective legal representation.

The “Dirty Money” docu-series on Netflix did a great job explaining how the cheat device worked and how high up at VW the cheating scheme went. Essentially the cheat device activated when the front wheels were straight (as on a dyno). It wasn’t until they tested tailpipe emissions while driving that it became clear VW…

Isn’t showing the underside of your fighter jet the equivalent of pulling up your shirt to show off the gun in your waistband?

Guy filming was a ghost.