My seventh grade science teacher had a trip he would take a select few boys on in the summer after seventh grade. It was supposed to be a great trip all across the US to see various national parks. The teacher would be the only chaperone for a group of about six 13-year-old boys. I fortunate (or so I thought) to be…

In middle school I was in the highly gifted program. The seventh grade science teacher had a trip he would take a select few boys on in the summer after seventh grade. It was supposed to be a great trip all across the US to see various national parks. The teacher would be the only chaperone for a group of about six…

His term as governor reminds me of the montage in “Vegas Vacation” of Clark Griswold gambling away his life savings.

I read the article. She told her to wear heels too.

Glenn Beck last seen fidgeting nervously.

I drove to lunch today and saw a car driving around with headlights and high beams on. So I guess that evens things out?

It’s required in Europe. I like using mine during heavy rain (day or night) or fog or on gravel roads during group drives. It’s a separate bulb in the left taillight assembly that’s the same brightness of the brake lamp. But driving around in clear weather makes you look clueless.

My Scandinavian S60R has taillights and tag lights on all the time, plus DRLs and automatic HID lamps for when it gets dark. I like the idea that people can see me.

Yeah, but 2 miles is a lot when you think about it. A city block is anywhere from a 1/12 to a 1/10 to a 1/8 of a mile long. What could they possibly been doing on the road at all? Of course they say data collecting. But that’s bullshit. Any relevant data they would need could easily been found on the internet (e.g.…

Right. Same thing goes for the “Not responsible for broken windshields” stickers on dump trucks.

You judge people more correctly by HOW they keep their cars. Not by what they drive. Is your car clean and free of glaring scratches and dents? Do you treat your car like a self-powered dumpster?

I’d rather have the C70 coupe from The Saint.

It would be dinguslaughter.

Really though, how fast does a pace car have to be?

Crocs are the preferred footwear in the movie Idiocracy.

EHOA

And the ones that bark incessantly are the “apartment-friendly” breeds with separation anxiety and napoleon complexes.

There’s a reason more places are becoming dog-friendly. More people are getting dogs and realizing they can’t have a steady social life without dragging their dogs along with them.

Find and replace “pets” with “mentally handicapped children.”

If we’re doing blanket generalizations then dogs are for narcissists.