I agree 100%. And an apartment is no place for any animal other than maybe a (one) cat or a fish or a terrarium-dwelling animal. I share a wall with a dachshund who barks incessantly whenever left alone and a ceiling with a medium sized dog who either whines when left alone in its cage or runs constantly around the…

Bonus: the full beers will act as ballast to reduce the amount of water used when you flush!

My fiancé puts mayonnaise on her hot dogs. How should I handle this situation?

They may not have deserved it, but they certainly asked for it.

The same God that let three teenagers drown in a stolen car?

I blame the pond.

I’m guessing the script is “Master Race.” Someone should tell him he’s lost.

I lol’ed at the dude putting a floating car in reverse. I’m pretty sure he was drunk.

As a lifelong North Carolinian, I can confirm this is a thing. Of course, I use peanut butter as well. It’s delicious. I try to go light on the mayo - just enough to provide some lube-y goodness to an otherwise drymouth-inducing sandwich. Now that I’ve stopped eating mayo, plain Greek yogurt works great as a…

No, but it’s sterile, and I like the taste.

Still better than Bill Raftery sputtering out incoherent interjections as the broadcast cuts away to commercial.

I swear I saw a picture of a Saab with a full size fridge in the back (the liftgate was up), but Google image search is failing me now.

When I was a kid I would ride my little red wagon down my parents’ steep driveway, while sitting in the wagon and steering with the handle (I’d remove the front and side boards). Not smart but very exhilarating.

scoops + swoops = scwoops

Buttchewing will be the next big thing.

$60 a car? Increase the price by $60. I'm going on break.