captainintenso
Captain Intenso
captainintenso

If we’re talking about a second-hand car, the badges could have been put on by the previous owner. Would a used car dealer have a duty to inspect the car and make sure he’s not selling a car that’s advertising features it doesn’t have?

43 cars in a field. Everyone can wreck twice. 86 wrecks per race. All the drivers are named Danica.

Well if you have to scrape ice or clear snow from your windshield, you’re going to have to put up your wipers to do so, especially with snow jammed in the cowl area. So... it makes sense to go head to put them up before they’re frozen solid to the windshield. Otherwise, you have to clear some snow off, chip away ice,

“I mean, how hard can it be??”

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He was good at kicking a bucket.

Want something fun and easy? Miles raced multiplied by miles as leader. There’s your method of determining who makes the chase.

Isn’t the Challenger essentially a two-door Charger? That would explain the length and massive C pillar.

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This reminds me of something from Mushroomhead’s first DVD, where the keyboardist is drunk and pisses on the bus’s door and incoherently responds “Sorry yeah you’re right thanks.”

All the more reason to go driving. Everyone else is too scared to be on the roads. HOONAGE TIME

They actually lifted the trucks, giving them even more capabilities they didn’t need.

I’m a Brian Regan fan, too.

The prone driving position. It was part of one of my many childhood automotive doodles. Sure - it would greatly lower the center of gravity, but that's about the only benefit from it.

Donated skin grafts for the car’s interior.

Give it Frosted Flakes livery and 24" wheels and you’ll have nailed.

Pictured: optional fanfare accompaniment.

Stained by the oils in your hand in three... two... one... (months)

For the ladies.