Scoops... on the back of a car?

Those taillights look like they shrunk in the dryer.

I like this fender crease a lot.

Those almost look like S80 headlights.

Or she was trying to invent the external combustion engine.

Nice Volvo font

FRANCIS!

A crime requires intent. Did she intend to hit him with her car?

I’m sure the reason she doesn’t have car insurance is because she’s loaded with cash...

My character looks exactly like Father but with gray hair. I thought Father was supposed to look like me, given he’s my son, but apparently he looks the same to everyone. Stupid.

The only electrical issue I’ve had in my ‘04 S60R is the audio source will occasionally go on the fritz and switch from CD to radio or vice versa. Sounds like I've been lucky so far with a car with 191K miles.

Rich women stealing things. How novel.

Because Tourex doesn’t sound like Touareg - a European car

Is this like shaking off a picnic blanket before you fold it up?

Booting doesn’t solve the problem of a car in a parking space that doesn’t belong in it.

I’d build an indoor go-kart track on the White House grounds if I were president.

There’s more clearance between the tire and wheel arch than between the ground and the axle.

Nice price all day long. The wagons are hard to find, let alone in manual.

I know/knew a guy colloquially referred to as “the toothless wonder.” Nice guy and all, but wasn’t upper level management material. He got a job at a Jiffy Lube which he lost after a car whose tires he rotated drove off without lug nuts, and the imaginable happened.

While sitting at a stoplight in uptown Charlotte, I noticed a guy across the intersection on the sidewalk. He had a case of some sort open, like he was asking for alms or tips. He proceeds to pull out a screwdriver, wipe it down methodically with a handkerchief or small rag, and he inserts all but handle of the…