This goes for any ad where they claim to be “real people, not actors” or “hidden cameras.”

Nice Lexus.

stroking the center console

The 17 year-old’s daddy issues?

“Kids seats are still just FIIIVE BUCKS!”

Devil’s advocate: http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/jet-s…

Condition: Carnie

I’m not surprised. These things are enormous. I was next to one at a stoplight in my S60R. The bottom of my window sill is about where that crease is running down the side of the Taurus.

Air-cooled 911

A FLYING CAR!

Crisco

That’s Gastonia for you, folks. And people wonder why I haven’t moved out of Charlotte.

Miata Is Always The Answer

Raoul Duke aka Hunter S. Thompson

Eject-o seat-o, cuz!

Because when you enter a jurisdiction you’re subjecting yourself to the laws of said jurisdiction. The laws may be state or local but they apply to everyone equally. Something something equal protection of the laws.

Low. Ri. Der.

Killa Killa Gorilla aka Grabba Grabba Doughnut