The automatic armrest: A solution to a problem that didn’t need to exist.

If it said “turbocharged” or “turbocharger” or “turbo” on the badging, it would scare off at least 60% of the customer base. Because turbo means fast in the minds of the layperson.

I’d love to see edges and boxy-ness come back into style. With all the advances in technology, crisp lines might not harm fuel economy more than they would improve the overall look of cars.

iPad license plate?

Cracked taillight? That’ll be $300 please.

Summer’s Eve Fresh Scent

Let’s hope they don’t slob around and cock it up.

I’ve heard rattling from the wheels of passing 90s-era Buicks (in particular) that sounds like a bunch of lug nuts bouncing around in a tin can. What makes that sound?

Perfect for cleaning the sandiest of vaginas.

Shitember?

Injecting meth sounds dangerous.

As someone who’s had a hydrocele due to an older brother and his friends who thought cup checking me when I was a poor high school freshman, nut trauma is no joke.

Hey! Let’s copy the new Volvos!

Hey! Let’s copy the new Maxima!

Seeing as how it’s “aguyfromalabama” I doubt he’s mastered the technique of “don’t breathe underwater.”

I played the demo and was supremely disappointed at how the AI cars still like to buttfuck each other and let the first place AI car get 6-7 seconds ahead of everyone else. So by the time you get up to second place, it’s the last lap and you have no chance whatsoever of finishing first.

Maybe she should take a hint then.

If you squint you can tell this would make a sick wagon.

Nice color. I saw one just this morning walking to the courthouse that was maybe a tad darker than this. It really worked.