Why must we be so ashamed of cupholders? Sure you might be able to hide something in there from prying eyes, but you’re not fooling anyone with what this is. It’s a non-locking flimsy piece of plastic covering two not-quite-big-enough cupholders.

Rule 34

I swear to the car gods that I have seen one of these in the flesh in the States. It was 10+ years ago, but that taillight is unmistakable.

I know this involved an absent dinner for Clarkson and something about a closed restaurant, but what EXACTLY transpired to cause the physical and verbal altercation? The findings of fact are strikingly silent on that issue.

It'll be like a Fark Party. Just weirder. And with better cars.

AOTD candidate for "Which car has the largest headlights?"

The car and driver were likely in the Wichita area for the Import Face-Off taking place at the Kansas International Dragway. The driver was charged with speeding, failure to signal, fleeing and eluding a police officer, impeding traffic, and reckless driving. I really like that you can still be cited for failing to…

Seeing as how this appears to be a runway, I'm going to say drunk pilot error.

200,000 lb. is a lot of anything to stick in a plane, let alone dog food flavoring.

And presumably at least 10 Mirages were bought by The Price is Right as giveaway prizes.

Great work. You're a better man that I to take on this challenge. But that mismatched side skirt with a stock front bumper sets off my OCD alarm.

And then there's another CarMax advantage: the age limit. In the case of our loyal reader from Texas named Mike, for example, his 2004 Mercedes would never be covered by a Mercedes-Benz CPO warranty, because Mercedes-Benz won't certify a car that's more than six years old. So although Mike can buy a 5-year warranty…

This needs to be cross-posted on Jezebel.

If you squint your eyes, it looks like a PT Cruiser convertible.

With a road-rail vehicle you get the best of both worlds: you can drive on conventional roads and use train tracks to get around. With a Land Cruiser like the one pictured, or some other full-sized pickup, there's nothing you couldn't do.

Good enough for Will Smith, good enough for me.

On closer inspection, the line from the flip-up headlight made it look curlier than in reality. I contend, however, that it could still be a pube, as I've seen pubes with similar appearance. Nevertheless, we need some kind of scale though to figure out just how long the hair is in relation to its curvature. We…