captainhostile
Captain Hostile
captainhostile

The exterior blandness is actually pretty classy, but goddamit, VW, bring back the nice interior you used to make before you started catering specifically to the fat, lazy, soulless Americans!

Yes. I secretly palm the tamper-proof Torx manual transmission drain tool #3357 and hand it to you, while you hand me a folded $20. It's very elegant when executed smoothly. The Stonemasons have nothing on us.

Golgo 13. Just when you're feeling proud that you beat the first level you descend into a tunnel maze that will result in multiple broken household items and/or incoherent screaming.

Double Vanagon all the way across the sky!

How about the classic mashup of #8 and #5?

Neutral: Would you buy a Kei car if you lived in Japan?

You know what is the ultimate tailgating deterrent? not loafing in the passing lane