I can't believe that of the millions of sperms released, Bam was the fastest.

you know what pickup buyers really love? change.

Completely baffling.

Anyone who pulls the motor out of a Grand National should be dragged into the street and shot.

Accountants are responsible for most crappy cars. Not designers, not engineers. Ford Pinto, they wanted it under a certain dollar threshold. By putting a bladder in the fuel tank, that would save countless lives, it drove the price of the car up. Guess what got axed.

Really, there are parts difficulties for those engines? My neighbor with a 20th anniversary Trans Am stressed over it a little but only because he was obsessed with keeping it as original as possible so was all about New Old Stock.

Last of the V8 Interceptors. Would be a shame to ... stop making them.

At this point, you just have to stand back and applaud the guy.

Ahem...

It only came in one color for a reason.

Attractive, sporty, European. If only it didn't have a ridiculous name and didn't cost way more (thanks Deutschmark!) than it should have cost.

What an ASTONishing machine, MARTIN— I mean Patrick.