I'm willing to bet there may be some other incriminating evidence on that GoPro that he doesn't want to show.

You went full Ferrari... Never go full Ferrari

I had a feeling that once all the details were released that I would judge all parties involved as "assholes."

Honda Element.

Congratulations, Mr. The Stig Farmer, Mr. GrauGeist and Mr. Slow8, on COTD today! I have for all of you a 'Murican truck which this lovely lady will bring to you in a few days.

This would do fine.

Simply put, b/c we can! That is all! When we save your ass's again in WWWIV, this thing will be bring food, water, pussy, alcohol to your neighborhood! You are welcome!

Or:

Bumper Protectors

Can the Schuylkill Expressway get an honorable mention? That road is one of the worst highways in all of the I-95 corridor let alone America. It goes without saying how the conditions are because it is a Pennsylvania road.

"I'm still waiting for my Scout 80 with flushable toilet. Somebody get me International Harvester on the phone!"

Turn it into a smoker. Smoked fish for the masses!

Also known as the 'Ed Hardy Edition'

Also, the first guy to buy this and make his license plate i8 911 wins all of the things.

Ohhhh, "Stroker Ace".

Burt Reynolds turned down "Terms of Endearment" to do "Stroker Ace". And yes, he drives a racecar dressed as a chicken.

Eh, as long as people are making noise thats good. The day they go silent, ill be worried. Yes I love the WRC

Or......
Bring back the Grand National, ok cool thank you

One Truck to rule them all.
One Truck to find them.
One Bro to bring them all.
And in the darkness, Smirnoff Ice them.

I'll chime in here since I actually own an XB Falcon: