Uh, I’m just gonna go find a cash machine.

I love my 928 but it didn’t win till the folks at Porsche hack two doors off the Panamera and give us...The 929?

Neutral: Horn gave a shit about the US market? As evidenced by the Polo GT, Retro Bus, and other models highly coveted by the...oh...wait. The GTI is the only cool VW we’ll ever get.

My 1987 928 has the same handbrake issue. The laziness of design for cars that may also be in right hand drive countries.

The first step is admitting you have a problem...so buy another Cherokee.

So is this going to come up in the rookie seminar? Chris Carter can tell you to have a gay scapegoat? GTFO...

Truth +1

THIS JUST IN...people on the internet will never be happy. I’ll never afford one but I’ll always admire most Aston Martins.

Because this one time, except Mercedes...the big brass executives didn’t start the brainstorming with this key phrase...“What is the answer to that automotive need that no one has asked for?” Just this one time...

Oh yes I will...my father in a moment of post gas crisis weakness bought a 80 Chevette...we kept it a whole year and then traded it for a Buick Century.

Yawn, glass jaw McDummy with his head down gets bumped again. At least he didn’t cross check his attacker in this instance so he wasn’t part of the problem.

Too soon...

The French grow a pair and call it the AMX...the French...grow a...not happening.

While impressed, here is where you lose me (not that you should care). Oh look MURICA shoehorned into one of them their FURRIN cars. I own a 1987 928 S4 and I’ll admit that maintenance and supposedly questionable electronics are a scary thought...the original engine and transmision are stout if properly cared for. The…

And if he did all this for your beloved Vikings you’d have his name tattoo’ed on your cock...but hey...whatever.

Cocky when you win, humble when you lose. Pretty simple formula! Don’t want to answer questions after a loss, Marshawn Lynch has given you the only tagline you need...”I’m only here so I don’t get fined”.

TOO SOON!

I’ve been to several of these and they used to be a lot of fun. Never saw a fight once. After it became a paid event it went to shit...go figure, the reverse of what they planned.

Skilled labor...THANKS UAW!

And only Archer could do an Airwolf parady...brilliant!