As a 928 owner all I’m going to say is...No. The 928 so unloved what would this thing be?

You just figured this out?

Yes the Land Rover that is single handedly making CarMax rethink their whole business model every time you start it.

Some say that a certain VW hating, video making, enemy of pants, lover of metaphor who’s initials are DD “gets bored quickly”...AHEM CTSVWAGONFERRARI360HUMMERSKYLINEALLGONE.

And I for one, welcome our new “two first names” overlord.

Haughty Dipshit...get it right. Maybe R&T needs to poach another editor...oh wait.

All this because Jezza wanted a steak. Frankly...fuck this lazy Irish CUNT Tymon now that he’s trying for a quick cash grab seeing the future of Top Gear is also fucked.

MyFast likes the windows down....WINDOWS DOWN! Those spots were not that bad.

We can all hope...but VW rarely sees the light. Unless it is a check engine light...

Wait just a damn minute...there is a Mediocre Shirt Society!??!

A chicken in every pot and a Maserati in every driveway!

So now you’re a 2 car household? I don’t even know who you are anymore man...next you’ll tell me everyone is overracting to Dieselgate and should give VW a fighting chance to make a comeback.

Not one soul crushing boring Honda on this list? REALLY...

Ugh...the disco fight of the sub crews and Stromberg’s army...SO 70’s scored it makes my brain hurt thinking about it.

Tell them to give up all the now probably dead Nazi’s they hid in their country and we’ll call it STILL NOT EVEN. Assholes...

This is why I don’t keep my gun in the car.

Couldn’t find a 928 anywhere on eBay cheaper than 10k? Damn shame.

A blimp over PA/NJ that isn’t Chris Christie?

“Bubba” isn’t as readliy available as you might think. I’m sure it depends on the state. Having to never worry about it at all like in Michigan is a whole other monster.

How about no state saftey inspection...that is why half of the crapcans there are still in use.