VAG just hates us sometimes and will never let us play with all of its toys. Polo, a real Bus, etc etc...

From the Land of Appliances, forged in the fires of Mount Dull...a SUV was born. And into it Honda poured all its evil...Sorry...on a LOTR kick for a second.

Bring this man to the Court of the Jalops...we shall find a suitable punishment. Drawn and quartered by giant coal burning dude-bro trucks is my first suggestion to the court!

No love for the 1996 Ford Cobra Mustang color Mystic...the BASF super paint that looked brown, black, purple, or even green depending on where you stood? Yes, it was just as over-rated as the car itself.

Texas...WTF...

This why Rut never calls...sigh...Oh and good luck in the Beetle, it is awesome to see them racing since VW will never send the US their Polo rally car.

Mr. Wood, you never call...oh and don't let them give you any shit about your pink shorts. That is my only job on Twitter...and now here. Tanner, have you had any time in the Beetle WRC car yet? I think it makes you look taller. Keep making good TV!

Yawn...wait what?

In a word...yes. The old man had a Travelall I loved as a kid, I miss that beast something awful.

As a 928 owner I'm just going to say...yes. Take 2 doors of the Panamera and call me in the morning.

Big Bumper is watching...

K, Beiber first...then him.

The price of "fame". Just deport him already. BLAME CANADA!

And not one mention of Richard Rawlings pissing contest claim that it isn't a record? Not they could ever settle this dispute with some sort of a...oh I dunno...race.

It's beautiful...<Boom head xplodes, cover for the Ark is blown skyward and then lands perfectly back on top.>

This is why the terrorists hate us, well the ones that don't already own a Infinity anyway.

Ooooh a Phaeton...whoop tee doo. Used ones will be on sale for 14k in 2021. I'll be 47 then so it will be perfect.

2.0 turbo or nothing! Well maybe a diesel but after that NOTHING!

Up yours VW...something something give us a real Bus...something something manual diesel wagon in brown...something something Polo WRX grumble grumble robble robble.

Yawn...wait what? Another Honduhh I won't buy because reasons.