That is NORTH Jersey. Yes I know a state so huge shouldn't be split but the amazing differences between Northern and Southern NJ are glaring. Either way, the fat ass hat in charge (Christie) won't let that fly...unless he could get his munchies tax free and more cool helicopter rides on the tax payers dime.

Cue the memes of a zombified XC90 approaching the cast of the Walking Dead to eat their old Hyundai.

Fastest chicken in the South. Even if it isn't real...it may be the only realistic part in a terrible movie. A movie so terrible it is almost enjoyable. Almost...

Behold the absurdity that is "The People's Republic of New Jersey" and why I will never live there again.

This so much win it may cripple the interwebs. I want a AWD version.

Kaleva Maniskkamaa...the mythical giant of strawberry land. Boom...

Speed Racer, I mean come on...there is no doubt.

Doesn't help that Bowa is there too, he clashed with Rollins as well about being J-Roll...when the club needed Jimmy Rollins and not J-Roll. Club needs a new start anyway...they are the Jurassic Park of the NL East.

Women drivers man...am I right? Huh? Huh?

Yawn....wut? Oh I'm sorry I wasn't reading/listening after something something D list celebrity is butt hurt.

<facepalm> You're a Sadist VW and you hate the U.S.

As I've said before and I'll say again. The V-10 TDI earth stopping only good in 49 of the 50 United States BEASTMODE diesel or nothing.

Good marketing is a dying art...pun not intended.

Oh yeah it will roll into production and be a bit milder and never see our shores cause VAG ='s Screw you Murica! Keep asking us for a Bus...go ahead...keep asking. Yes I beat this point to death because I can, it is the Internet after all.

Oooof...my eyes! But you might be right.

I'd like to see how SEMA tarts one of these up to make a bit of tougher looking off-roader. Otherwise I've got no complaints so far.

So in a roundabout kinda way we might get a Fiat Panda? Are you paying attention VW? Fiat is!

Another Yuengling hater...weak, like this list. No I don't want my click back. Douche.

Someone post the gif of Bugs Bunny hacking off Florida.

It must be nice...