Why are the owners not on the phone/email/snailmail daily to national HQ about this?

Have we learned nothing from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome? Methane cometh from pig shit...

Who guards the guardians? Better yet who rescues the rescue truck?

Yeah well that's like your opinion man...QOTD, AOTD, and the Jalopnik are not THE ULTIMATE INTERNET standards of accounting for taste. Enjoy your Sheetz.

As soon as I find that spare $100,000 I left laying around I'll be sure to head to the dealer to get a new GT-R. Maybe it was in my briefcase with my business papers and my Credence tapes...

My intake is restricted by gout which sucks but I tell myself the "benefit" of that is I'll be more selective with what I'm enjoying.

To each his own indeed, I'll just drink fewer craft beers as opposed to several "session" beers that aren't quite up to snuff.

What will be the next Rush themed mural on Krieger's van?

Frankly to be blunt, Fuck that guy. Sure he got paid for it...but fuck him anyway. Terrible on purpose commercials.

While funny...no...Wawa > Sheetz.

Sheetz...is shit frankly and called that for more then the obvious reason of the food giving you "The sheetz". Wawa, if you're far enough east in Pennsylvania is far superior.

Sadly I think we are...COMMENCE ALL COORS IS TERRIBLE JOKES! As a craft beer fan but not a snob all I'll say is the only good Coors is a free one.

Darwin lied to us yet again...BUT....<chauvinist pig flame suit on>...I mean to her it probably sounded like a good idea, charcoal and all using radiant heat to cook after the flames die down.

DSG is a great transmission either way if you don't want to "row your own". I have no complaints with it in my MKV GTI.

Upper Drugs...lousy part of the world. I was thinking maybe it was a Lumina but definitely a GM car.

Cold lonely nights in Texas I guess? Darwin lied to us again.

Sigh...Murica!....<slumps head, kicks can,...walks off stage left to the end title theme from the Hulk TV show...>

Despite Lexus always being a Toyota in tuxedo to me I've always liked the IS-F.

He knows his rights...MURICA!! Imagine being his lawyer though, like Larry Flint minus the naked whores...well not really.

I can only imagine. Hats off to Jeep/Chrysler/Fiat for fixing the problem.