Because we are the world, or so I saw a bunch of Americans sing to me in my youth.

Australia appropriates everything from America and makes it a lil worse: football, peanut butter type spreads, white people taking lands, Steelers brand, and AC/DC.

Your telling me that the you don’t regularly say that who pays for the biscuit head DAK Chosenjin. I use it everyday my bar. The larger question is what bars is Peter going to that only speaks in racial slurs.

Related, these comments show why Marvel never has to kill anyone. Do any of these commenters really think that someone was going to die? Plus, even if they do die, I know someone they will come back somehow. I just REFUSE to believe any of these people thought you guys spoiled a giant action figure/apparel…

It’s why I just tell my doctor to send me my cancer results. Then throw his letters in the trash. I’ve been cancer free since my first nosebleed.

How any neckbeard can’t support this woman is beyond me. Like if you like to laugh and you like to jerk off, I don’t get the hate. Like really, I love to do both a lot. I enjoy when my two life pleasures can be done together. Probably too much information.

Slow acceleration. Difficulty getting around obstacles. Backwards hat. Still lives at home with his mom. I have a chance to make the Jaguars after all.

That is one proud horse.

Dude you need to chill the fuck out. It was clearly his talcum powder absorbing all the moisture.

Why Jordan is the GOAT. He never once got injured in the playoffs.

This is all a conspiracy by plastic surgeons and hormone companies to force every transitioning person to invest in a surgery that makes no one ask if you just an ugly woman. That or I’m moving to NC to apply for the genital checking usher job.

But what else are mall cops on Segways suppose to do? Only people who can’t get away from one of those cops is a real manly man, a real butch of a man trying to walk in heels.

But I can use nigga right? That’s cool and acceptable? Nelly uses it and he is from the Lou.

What a change from 35 when I drank just to be physically unable to do chores.

Well you get that with a mobile quarterback, statistically of course.

Just want to further this list and say that Burns introduced the Negro Leagues to millions of people who didn’t really care or know about it. Burns put Buck O’Neil in the middle of the national discourse on baseball. He devoted a whole inning primarily to the Negro League. In fact, his loudest criticisms are always…

Well it worked out for the Mariners in what Ichiro’s first year or some time, maybe A-Rod’s last; you know they won something like 116 games a few years back. Immortals all of them. I bet Edgar was on that team.

He said “what next, niggers?”

Thank you so much. It is clear this is one of “their” favorite skits due to it actually getting it aired. While the wife isn’t the credited writer, I believe she was one of the head writers back in 2012 for the post-Oscar show where Black Hitler premiered. It’s clear the joke is tasteful because it is probably a…

Yeah but at the last moment you can just rip the mask off and have that moment for the ol’ memory bank.