Or just show up for the last 20 minutes. Best part is at a state fair/county fair type setup, you can usually sneak in by then.

They have been gunning for him for years, and when they finally got him, they don’t even tell us they got the king.  http://deadspin.com/5548783/is-zach-randolph-indianas-drug-kingpin

Please stay away from all Cubs games and please refrain from commenting as a Cubs fan in public forums. I wish everyone who bought all the harassers would be banned from Wrigley in perpetuity. You sir are a disgrace. The Cubs organization down to meatheads like yourself destroyed a man’s life. Every time he tried to…

I love how all of these comments trying to knock down a few levels the imagination/slavery connection actually reinforce the original statement. While American slavery pushes the limits of imagination, I feel many of the “it wasn’t that bad” crowd forget slavery in Latin America and the Caribbeans defies imagination.…

Pretty sure this guy isn’t allowed in the balconies anyways. You know cause his height.

Too bad he could never straighten out.

Apparently all these people are more concerned with the geographical distribution of tacos than the fact the Fuhrer is still alive.

But why should the billionaire owners not assume this is part of their ownership expenses? I feel that if you are asking your employee to do something physically damaging, then you should have to account their lifetime compensation. It’s literally part of your business model to ask people to harm themselves for profit…

I’m with you ZB. Why are even debating scholarships? Full scholarships are already mostly exempt with some non-exemptions for room/board/stipend. Schools I believe are already taking out taxes in the 5 big conferences for athlete stipends. The scholarship for tuition would stay exempt, and most likely like today, the…

This is how I know you are blind, illiterate, a racist, or one of those people in MLB and NFL that basically says no one makes the Hall. It’s why my favorite hall is NBA. To many actual players, Vick is mentioned as the most important player in history. How you can keep that out of the Hall is a travesty.

It’s like my grandparents and their siblings. All that great upbringing full of multicultural fun has hardened into a racist, conspiracy believing, out of touch, wrong chord striking existence. They can’t even remember if airplane mode is on and even if they did, how to turn it off. So naturally Obama is at fault.

My favorite alternate definition of mythopoetic: (Mythopoets) The mythopoetic men’s movement refers to a loose collection of organizations active in men’s work since the early 1980s. The mythopoetic men’s movement grew as a reaction to the second-wave feminist movement

I for one thank you Samer for not caving into NFL media strategy of just making crap up and changing every five minutes just to warrant more storeis. I think all NFL reporters should switch from the Ginger Hammer to the Orange Douchesicle as only NFL reporters are trained to deal with imploding leaders who will always…

Please he got his name when he was kidnapped as a young child. His whole family thought it was funny that they didn’t find out until they saw him in the dairy section.

I hope diplomacy for the next four years is just sending Donald long emails and saying sorry, can’t talk right now, check your inbox.

It’s why I always use terms of endearment, really throws off the pc police. Like can you believe “those saints” all hang around “a great leader” and “provide a positive image for all youth.” That will show them.

Please men like Johnny boy love to be dominated and “forced” to go down on me.

Nope just like someone who is worth too much (both literally and figuratively) to be with our alt-right version of Patton Oswalt.

Shut the fuck up cunt. I’d slap you if I could.

Yes, but it will never get old listening to him explain how he wasn’t/isn’t a protest writer, a political writer, a Jew, a Christian, a voice for a generation, a muse, a musical sponge, a blues man, a folk writer, an author, a painter, a loner, a father,a celebrity, a man with friends, Days of Locust is/isn’t a sick…