From watching SVU, this is exactly what the serial rapist wants you to believe. He is actually trying to lure the lead FBI female detective into the scene so the rapist can elaborately set up a situation where the detective has to kill him but make it look like murder. Thus, the detective goes down... But twist, the…

I thought the ten percent thing was a lie. I thought the caps put at 3% of contract. So perhaps he is better off hiring an agent.

This is why I urge all world leaders, opposition leaders, and well anyone who never bought a Trump steak, to select their nickname now. Starting hashtagging that shit. I mean Trumpsters must have an army of five year olds throwing out nicknames. If I am to be thrown in jail, I don’t want my nickname to be Secretary…

I’m sure the bill will be vetoed but the Attorney’s Office will be notified to not enforce compliance or something like that.

I’m sure your boss would have supported you one hundred percent as after all in the employee handbook and code of ethics it states we support diversity, have zero tolerance, and we support our employees in addressing issues of discrimination and harassment. I believe it on page 58 between dress code not allowing you…

I hope you say this on every article on every aggregate blog.

My son WAS RSVPed for Drake’s party. It was at the clubhouse. Now I got to be be a good dad and tell Adam my son got sick and then block his number. Won’t be sending a gift either.

This whole thing has really made it easier for me to understand certain elements of the antebellum structure that I theoretically knew. Like reading primary and secondary sources in a time removed is cool, but it’s crazy to see how rewarding it is for those who get to wield the power. Bad history alert: some of those…

Also, he has never been accused of rape. Except Jon-Benet Ramsey. I read it on the internet he even killed her.

The real historian in the room, please stand up!

Flyin’ I’ll give you, as at least they lived on nationally. Outside of pumping myself every year by watching the Arizona game, doesn’t seem like the team as a whole resonates with the nation.

When has any Illini football or basketball team ever mattered? Haven’t won a recognized football championship since 1927. Haven’t won a single NCAA championship (got some WWI honor years after). Heck even sports for that matter. Fencing and tennis are the only 21st century crowns. The only good thing the sports team…

I always tell my daughter these words to live by: You can sniff their jocks but better not let them sniff your panties.

I don’t really know if Carson’s people would go to Cruz, but I hope Carson hasn’t dropped out yet because he thinks he is hurting Cruz. Or that said, he is hurting the entire party because the party didn’t come out to slap Cruz’s hand in some fashion. It’s a smolder not a siesta we see.

One word — Ford. A career ender for sure.

Should have hit her with the car and then he would be have been successful. Amateurs.

According to NASN, only about a quarter of schools in the nation have no nurse. However, not saying your case is true, but seems most schools, even the ones without, have a unfilled nurse’s position or a traveling/district nurse or a we are in the process of hiring a nurse or a referred outside nurse or a Secretary…

Well you would not deny that the Earth is a symmetrical flat line would you?

That’s alright, Gisele does this to Tom Brady every night. I think that’s how sex works.

Phil really is a sage at dealing with personalities. I mean apparently he even drives the bus so in case there is a fight, he can leave the non-franchise player stranded on the side of the road. Samaki clearly didn’t see this move coming when he said pull over.