Is there precedent for this? The dude was clearly celebrating hella early and looking like a dick in doing so. It’s like the QB sipping champagne in the V formation. But is it standard to penalize the person in this context? He can’t possibly be the first person to celebrate early. I hate to see reffing win games, and…

I think you’re toxic to society as a whole, desperate for a crusade and apathetic about its worthiness. I don’t even think you think you’re accomplishing anything here - that wasn’t a comment for the sake of rape survivors, nor did it clear up any confusion about the term ‘child bride’ (there was none); you just got…

Your entire contribution was completely devoid of content, but when someone attempts to smooth over your asinine reaction, they have nothing of substance to say? You are truly remarkable.

Ah, so your pedantic non-comments are worthwhile and valuable, but my reasoned arguments are boring. Fascinating.

Why would improved sex matter? As long as there’s no net change, it doesn’t matter a damn bit. Porn has no obligation to improve one’s partner’s sexual experience.

I can’t even figure out what point you’re trying to make here, but I think it’s safe to say that it doesn’t need to be made. She was raped, repeatedly. We all know this. How fucking explicit do you want him to be about this completely unnecessary point? He’s not accusing her of making it up, not suggesting that it was…

That looked deliberate as shit and all kinds of scumbaggy to me, a completely oblivious watcher.

Damn you. I compulsively buy t-shirts.

Damn you. I compulsively buy t-shirts.

I was looking for someone to mention Marlon Brown. Thank you.

It still fascinates me that Mac OS has been so popular. It’s truly remarkable that the branding on the Mac revivals was so strong that people were able to fight down their fear of change long enough to learn a new OS. “Yeah everything’s completely different BUT WHEN I DRAG SOMETHING TO THE TRASH THERES AN AIRPLANE AND…

Would it kill the world, just once, to not be oversensitive to EVERYTHING? The use of shenanigans was obviously coy. We don’t want to read DOMESTIC ABUSE RAPE MURDER over and over again on this site. Well, I don’t. Do you? Because, you know, Deadspin has a sister site. For as long as Gawker media exists, anyway. And…

Taking one for the team really does need to be mutual. It’s great if a player can afford to take a hit to help his team win, but it sucks when they never get the payoff they expected (wins excepted).

See, this is the shit that keeps me coming back.

That’s a great line but I have no idea why you think it applies in this context.

“You probably went to Duke” No, sir, I went to MD and hated them all. I did miss the boat on Madeleine, which causes me no shame.

Look, being a terps fan has been tough this year. From that #1 preseason ranking to...this. Our God-tier PG has been on a slump for half the season - he’s tried to shoot out of it from six feet behind the arc. It’s not working. Our stud center we beat out Wisconsin for is both soft and stupid. He’s nice with the ball,…

“Sent from my iphone” is really just “Please disregard everything I say” with the letters switched around.