Well, see, Jell-o shots are... well... um, see... they’ve got... well, okay, it’s not dumber than Jell-o shots, but you’re certainly more likely to see boobs if Jell-o shots are involved.

How’s any dumber than Jello shots?

If there was anyone I would bring back and shoot the breeze with it would be Douglas Adams.  I know what his feelings on 45 would be though...

Hunter Thompson isn’t a bad one, though. I’d add in Vonnegut and Mark Twain to round out the “old angry anti-establishment establishment white literary figures” panel. 

Temecula work for you?

To me if her tears are genuine or not doesn’t matter. She can be genuinely remorseful and feel guilty as fuck that doesnt change whether she is guilty in the eyes of the law. She shot a man in his own home. 

As someone who has cared for someone with a colostomy, this comparison of Lewandowski to a colostomy bag is an insult to colostomy bags.

I wonder if the cameo is a character or just an actor. Because Amy Pohler makes sense as a guest actor, but Liz Lemon would make more sense as a character. Although, considering how messed up The Good Place universe is, I can also see a pretty solid argument for Tracy Morgan showing up as God.

Norm!   Peterson or MacDonald.  It’s all good.

Reading comprehension not have much importance where you’re from, there, Cletus?

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

In other news: The justice system is working as intended

Nope, just a football Cousins intended to throw to you

Putin, in Helsinki “please don’t make me swallow!”

Yep, losing that Jordan fumble return TD hurt, but the Saints really screwed themselves with all the penalties today.

As a Vikings fan...I would love to have Bridgewater back, especially after watching big dollar QB did today in Green Bay.  He’s better than a lot of people give him credit.

I know! My parents are weirdly hard on Bridgewater, who I thought played OK. No touchdowns, but with that many penalties, drops, and great Rams defense, his passes were pretty good.

This is the first time in five years I've lasted past week 2 in my knockout pool. Just pick whoever plays the Fins.

Inconveniently, the ball was in the air next to it at the time.

Number one sign you have CTE:  You think your CTE is fixable.