he had very strong opinions before the accident. afterwards he never really talked about much at all.

Who says it was his first?

The Raiders got Cold Feet fast

I know it’s hip and cool and edgy to blame the Raiders for this, but I fail to see how they’re in the wrong. This ALL is 100% in Antonio Clown’s hands. 

If she were a Nazi, Fox News would give her a show. That’s how you know she isn’t one.

One?

So... Trumpsimus?

I blame willful ignoramuses that ignore scientific fact for just about every ill in this nation.

Excuse me. I am a Baby Boomer and I resent the assertion that Turtle McFuckface belongs to my generation. I looked him up, and I was very relieved to discover that he belongs to The Silent Generation, having been born in 1942.

When I first saw that Jeep commercial, I assumed that Jeremey Renner was intrigued by the girl in the Jeep and was intimating to his bandmates, “catch up with you later, suckers, the Ren-dog is gonna fuck.”

Meh, anything which keeps him from getting involved in making decisions/conducting diplomacy has to be a good thing.

TRUMP: “I do have a great message for Poland & we have Mike Pence, our vice president, is just about landing right now...I just want to congratulate Poland”

He speaks of the pompatus of sexual assault... 

My guess is that there’s both a compulsory murder charge and a degree of difficulty murder charge for each person. 

+42

Glad I wasn’t the only one.  This would have been better as a bar graph/histogram. 

I know we’re all dying in the Sylvia Plath sense but you’re not dying the way Chloe over there is dying.

Am I missing something, or is the entire joke that the name Unitas sounds like the phrase “unite us?” Is there another layer? Like, did Andrew Luck somehow help Johnny Unitas? Or, is Andrew Luck known for uniting the franchise? I feel stupid.

I saw that he called Trump a “child” and I thought, no wonder he doesn’t support him.