I’m curious but I got burned hard by Dreamlight Valley. At first I thought Gameloft was genuinely trying to make a fun premium game. However that was soon proven false when Gameloft turned on the cash shop instead of focusing on fixing existing bugs with the game. I’m aware the two things aren’t mutually exclusive,…

Will this be another game they claim will be free-to-play once early access is over, only to decide over a year later they won’t go free-to-play but still managed to find a way to rip-off the people who bought the game in early access and played it the whole time? 

can’t wait to pay $9.49 for Elminster to visit my settlement. ... ... ...then an additional $4.99 to actually be able to talk to him.

*Cracks knuckle*

If anyone wanted to know what Baldur’s Gate III with microtransactions would look like, well, now you get your chance to find out.

As a person who’s been looting every book I find off every dead person in Faerûn, I’m relieved to finally have a game where I can build a place to store all my clutter.

People should really give discovery a chance. It’s not amazing, but it’s not as bad as it’s been made out to be, either. I assume it’s reputation is so shit because it contains LGBT+ people and stars a minority, in the modern era of completely unhinged discourse.

Geoff is our Dorito Pope.

It started out in the past.

I just did a Wikipedia deep read, because I remember there are characters from TOS that are involved and was confused how it could be past TNG.

Stop with the Autobahn crap. Plans for the Autobahn were already made in 1920 and the first parts build were around 1927 by Robert Otzen.

Hitler and the NSDAP, and later on every friggin neo-nazi idiot highjacked the same rhetoric that Hitler invented it.

“I mean Hitler was a monster, full stop, but”

(record scratch)

“I’m in no way defending horrible people”
*proceeds to simp for horrible people*

What is your point here, exactly?   

Haha. All good, Zack. Mistakes happen!

I mixed up the names and it slipped by an editor. Sorry! this has been fixed.

“Hitler was, you know, a demon on steroids, but he had some pretty good one-liners.”

I guess he was the White Power Ranger all along, huh.

So uhhh... which is it? Did ChatGPT glitch out or something? The sub-head and then the opening line. Literally read back-to-back. Sloppy.

“After careful consideration, we’ve decided against Hitler quotes and instead will be using quotes from Mao Zedong.” -Austin St. John