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Fine with me, can’t wait to see what they’ll do :)
And honestly, give them a crack at making a proper sequel to Dragon Age: Origins. Since EA/Bioware keeps fucking it up.... We just want to continue our Warden you asshats!

Seriously, the guy obviously follows the Musk School of losing money.

This is a bummer but what would be cool is if Kotaku could be done with Jim Spanfeller, a man who is both an herb and hilariously bad at his job.

reminder that this website sucks:

This doesn’t look like a how-to guide for BG3, does Spanfeller know about this?

Probably already enough content for several weeks worth of guides, if divided properly.

Any good game news sites without a paywall?

reminder that this website sucks:

Did they play several games of Monopoly as research or something?

Burn it to the ground. All of it. Let’s just start over.

they dont need a review, they already posted this ad for it!

Seven.... seven YEARS??

I hate that shit. You need ore to buy crystals, and you convert crystals gems to buy upgrades for your pieces.

A game about using capitalism to bankrupt as many people as possible, enhanced to encourage people into going broke gambling on bells and whistles.

Says a lot about the self-awareness of anyone spending consistently on it.

And all for a game that is, to put it very simply: fucking awful.

I’m curious but I got burned hard by Dreamlight Valley. At first I thought Gameloft was genuinely trying to make a fun premium game. However that was soon proven false when Gameloft turned on the cash shop instead of focusing on fixing existing bugs with the game. I’m aware the two things aren’t mutually exclusive,

Will this be another game they claim will be free-to-play once early access is over, only to decide over a year later they won’t go free-to-play but still managed to find a way to rip-off the people who bought the game in early access and played it the whole time? 

can’t wait to pay $9.49 for Elminster to visit my settlement. ... ... ...then an additional $4.99 to actually be able to talk to him.

If anyone wanted to know what Baldur’s Gate III with microtransactions would look like, well, now you get your chance to find out.

As a person who’s been looting every book I find off every dead person in Faerûn, I’m relieved to finally have a game where I can build a place to store all my clutter.