elevating X as an “everything app,” as Elon Musk has described it.

Being high at the time didn’t protect me from my DUI, and it shouldn’t protect him from his bad business acumen.

Hilton is 42 years old.  Isn’t it time for her to give up the ingenue schtick?

Well, I got news for you: painkillers will get you high no matter your age

Musk wanted the catchphrase to be #Slayving. But even Hilton knew it was a bit on the nose

Tired of the daily slob of Twittershits from a vainglorious twat who think his shit doesn’t smell thanks to his pedigree and the ability to somehow think success is claiming other peoples work as your own and is now desperate to retain relevance in a public spectrum that is quickly wondering who they are and why they…

“The sentiment behind the PERRY Act makes sense.”

Cachet. A cache refers either to a hiding place or what is hidden within it.

The people who grew up on Paris Hilton can’t afford to buy homes, the rest don’t know who she is.  Good luck to all involved.

This. And Jezebel linking to the son’s piece in The Federalist without noting what type of outlet it is, is beyond sus. That’s a far right rag known for publishing misinformation during Covid, among other bullshit.

I bought a house and it took a month. And my house wasn’t that expensive. How is an entire multimillion real estate contract being executed in less than a week?

Well if anything is going to finally kill the annoyingly overused phrase that is “x is in their y era” it’s going to be Paris tweeting about her “@x” era. There’s nothing cringier out there.

It takes weeks/months and numerous third party professionals on both sides to facilitate a real estate deal. Realtors, lawyers, loan officers and other bankers, notaries public. This whole thing is farkakte.

1) This is something that’s supposed to be a State law as it speaks to contract formation, which is a State by State issue (e.g. some States require a notary and two witnesses for an effective conveyance of real property for instance);

REMEMBER , SPORTS GAMERS ARE STILL PEOPLE TOO!

Each party usually requires a lawyer or real estate agent to see the sale through. If he was in such a confused state, the onus is on his lawyer and real estate agent, not the person who saw a house for sale and bought it.

Thank goodness someone is finally looking out for the real victims, wealthy people making millions in profits going through with real estate transactions then pretending to have been taken advantage of for attention.

Oh yes how sympathetic I am for the wizened elderly displaced with only $15 million earned from the sale to find a new suitable home, however will his family manage. 

Writing in “The Federalist”?! What a bunch of scumbags.

Team Katy. This story has been bogus from the beginning.