Once you program yourself to realize you can’t animation cancel, you start to play more deliberately and are more discerning as to when to press the attack and when to go on defense. The parry window could be extended a little more, though, as it does feel a little inconsistent, especially when so many of the enemies…

They honestly don’t give a shit about who is right or wrong. If you make them get off their asses and come to your home someone is leaving in cuffs. Doesn’t matter who. They’ll even provoke you so it’s not a waste of their precious time.

Exhausted from victim blaming all day?  Try a crisp refreshing Sprite!

Thank goodness they’re here to teach kids the important lesson that if a grown man asks you for nudes, the real criminal in that situation is you.

Yup. Police exist for punishment and reinforcement of the status quo. They do NOT exist to deter crime and never did. Police PR like Law and Order SVU (and all the other Law and Orders) that portray the police as a bunch of heroes who do nothing but tirelessly work to bring justice to every single victim they come…

This x1000. “To serve and protect” is the biggest bunch of bullshit out there. Police departments have literally gone to court to get rulings that state they have no obligation to do either of those things. So what is their purporse? To reify state power. 

I think a lot of the (understandable) knee jerk opposition people have to calls to defund or abolish the police has to do with the misapprehension that police exist to protect individuals or that they are part of the mechanism for serving justice. Protection and justice are not what the police are for, no matter what…

“Yes officer. I did call you to arrest my eleven year old child. You do have a firm grasp on the situation. Well done. Go enjoy a crisp beverage. You deserve it.” — the answer they expected

No one’s twisting your greasy ham hock behind your back to click and comment to drive traffic on the Elon Musk articles you don’t want to see. Just sayin.

I used to come to Kotaku to read videogame news. Back in the day, that’s what Kotaku was all about. Then Kinja came along, then Kotaku was bought and sold a million times and now we’re left with this, a decadent husk of what it used to be.

Here’s a fun fact about “Grimes”: her name comes from MySpace’s music genre drop-down selector, where you select what music styles you like when setting up your page.

Because people like shitting on him, and this gets the site clicks... the author's literal job.

You can make this comment for a lot articles here but this is a legit article about a video game so fair game 

I too, would simple tackle the mentally unstable person who came into my workplace with a firearm. Like the hero I am.

My god... how can this dweeb be the richest man in history but still manage to be the biggest loser, try-hard on the fucking planet. He also never comes across as being even remotely intelligent, despite all claims to the contrary that he’s some kind of tech/business genius.

Or that cringey Star Trek Discovery shout-out as a 21st century pioneer, years ago. Goes to show how much the “real-life Tony Stark” fabricated media persona spread. There are people today who still believe that shit.

He so desperately wants to be seen as an interesting person.

Having him as a guest on Rick & Morty I accepted, having him be the center point of a Simpsons episode and repeatedly referring to him as the greatest engineer ever was just painful.

Crazy pathetic loser

What an absolute weirdo. Glad to see that, for all the mistakes that CDPR made during the development and release of this game, adding Musk into it was not one of them.