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If I knew about the wine sale at the time then how in the hell did he not know. If I remember correctly his team tried to stop the sale and couldn’t. It also came out the Brad ran the winery in to the grounds with silly business decisions like having the staircase in the mansion remade multiple times.

In his mind, if shitty sequel isn’t #1 for several weeks in a row, it’s not an unqualified success. It’s not about audiences finding it — he wants a repeat of Top Gun. Delusion + ego = someone who will never truly be happy.

This abusive dude needs to leave Angelina and the kids alone. It is well documented at this point that Jolie was going to sell him her share until he ghosted her and neither he or his team would would bother with the sale. So she sold her share legally. He has repeatedly lost in court but is determined to DARVO when

“his whole life is a performance”

Famous people stop evolving at the precise moment they became famous. Tom mentally lives in the 1983-1986 time period because that was a time when there were only a 2-3 summer blockbusters to choose from and high-quality television shows and streaming didn’t exist. 

1) franchise movies all have identical plotlines and catchphrases. That’s what sells to devoted fans and makes money regardless of the release date.

I’m neither defending nor attacking Cruise here, but what he is doing seems so archaic. This isn’t the early 80s, where people went to few movies and the only way to know if one was any good was word-of-mouth or the local paper. Ditto for even being aware of the movie through advertising. And the theaters consequently

It’s weird that the summer only has room for two films now. That’s climate change for you!

I still don’t know wtf FaZe even is and if I’m being honest, I didn’t recall who Grace actually played in ST (went to google it now and I get why I didn’t recognize her, they did an excellent job with her costume, hair and makeup so she looks pretty different from the images I’ve seen just in regards to this FaZe

Exactly. I much more left than Biden but honestly he has done fine considering the insanity of the GOP. Yes, he does have the slower speech of an older man but I personally don’t think he has any mental deficiencies. I just haven’t seen it.

I love how President Biden is (in the minds of MAGA morons) simultaneously a dementia-addled puppet reading off of cue cards and a criminal mastermind overseeing an international money laundering ring of pedophiles.

Dubious politics aside, Van Der Beek’s video is your run-of-the-mill diatribe by the heretic in your Political Science 101 class

I was gonna say the same! I’m 36 and this guy looks worse than my father who is 30 years older than me and doesn’t have the money and resources Van Der Beek has to stay looking healthy/young.

If he lacks the mental faculties to be President how come half your party is bitching about he just jobbed them in negotiations?  Think long and hard about that, you fucking idiot.  

Starred for the Oblongs reference.

Can a man’s head get narrower as he grows older?

Now, criticism of the DNC’s decision to not schedule debates with other Democratic candidates like Marianne Williamson and RFK Jr. has been vocalized on the left, as well

wow, dawsons creaky. 

I came here to say the same thing. JVB is looking aged af and he’s not much older than I am either. 

Wow, he’s 46? I’m 45 and live a pretty unhealthy lifestyle and I look 10+ years younger than the guy (and that may be an understatement). Not exactly selling us on the benefits of being anti-vaxx and so on there dude.