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Employees at Wal-Mart are always incredibly overworked with too much to do within their shift that they don’t have random free time where they are doing nothing. There’s always something needing to be done at a Wal-Mart, there is no free time where somebody is just doing nothing. This guy is so wealthy he could lose

This presupposes the store manager is given enough employee hours to staff all the needs of the store, which is never the case. There is always a long list of things that need to be done and not enough staff to do it and that’s neither the store manager’s fault and definitely not the employees’ fault.  

Unlike capitalism, which is the original multi level marketing cult that allows one person at the top of the pyramid to live off the efforts of millions of people hard work where they only get a small fraction of the money their efforts are generating because the cult leader gets to get 90% of it.

In my 20's I had an awesome Romulan bowl cut that was dyed turquoise. I had so many people come up to me and compliment me about it and I would ask if they were Star Trek fans and more often than not they weren’t aware of the Romulan connection to my haircut and just wanted to tell me it made them smile.

Same thing with similarly backwards looking Star Trek fans, which is a show all about building a diverse intergalactic community, which ostensibly is about creating a great civilization but we all know it’s so we can have nasty sex with aliens.

I always knew in the 80's when Superman was hawking fruit pies he was really speaking in code for wanting to demonstrate his super hardness in my ass.

If you want people to learn don’t talk down to them, don’t insult them. If you want to feel superior then definitely do what you’re doing. 

It hasn’t always been openly portrayed but when you have a small group of people being persecuted for their biological characteristics it allowed many of us queer kids growing up in the 70's and 80's to see ourselves in those comics. Not to mention the bonus of comics introducing us to skin tight sexxxy costumes,

I’ve completed the game twice on PC and four times on PS5 and am playing another playthrough on the PS5 and haven’t encountered any game breaking bugs. I’ve dealt with some annoying ones here and there like in act 3 where my NPCs wouldn’t follow me around but rebooting the game fixed that and some other random things

Sports also have no narrative stakes. In movies you’re saving the world, rescuing the hostages, figuring out how to defeat an alien virus, etc. while sports has one narrative and that’s one team lost and one won and proceeds onwards to the game’s yearly battle where one team will win and one will lose. 

And I just transferred $1800 to take acting classes from him.

In my niche of likes I do know she’s been bringing drag queens onto the stage, especially in states with drag bans like TN, and she didn’t wait to be dragged there by her fans from what I understand.

BGS will be paving over cracks in the pavement but plans on ignoring the potholes as they’re a part of the game’s design. 

After the massive success of Baldur’s Gate 3, Rockstar has decided GTA6 will have turn based combat and that you’ll be able to seduce all the main characters you interact with. There’s even one quest that will allow you to go back in time and have sex with your grandmother becoming your own grandfather. They’ve seen

Of course BGS will release their Shattered Space DLC before they finish actually fixing the game. They’ve already shot themselves in their left foot with their response to the criticisms of Starfield, why not shoot the right one too by demanding more money for DLC for a game nowhere near complete?

Sony wasn’t hacked, Insomniac Games was hacked. 

Damn, the reading here gets so fiery I wonder if the entire comment community is nothing but drag queens. Well done words!

Capitalism is centered around infinite perpetual growth in a closed system, of course it’s the central problem. In seeking that perpetual growth you get investors that care far more about ROI than anything else by miles and it shows in companies like Hasbro. Capitalism needs to be tempered by socialism or you end up

Surprised Baldur’s Gate 2 didn’t make it onto the list. It’s all your fault readers!!

I have over 500 hours in all those games but there’s a good chance I won’t even make it to 50 in Starfield.