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I’m a 100% controller game player. Except for this game. The keyboard is way more robust than the controller is. 

When combat starts press the G key and it will ungroup your party so when combat is over they will all be individuals and not a party trying to regroup. 

So you want psychic game publishers than can magically create games that end right around when game mechanics get repetitive, which, considering the diversity of gamers, could be one hour to ten years? You gotta have realistic expectations about reality or you will perpetually be disappointed that life isn’t as

It’s a need to be self righteous, it releases endorphins. You’re doing it right now, I’m doing it right now and so are the other people we’re just doing it in different ways but you’re looking down on them and I am looking down on you although only a tiny bit.  

I’ve seen watched multi hour long play sessions where they mercilessly mocked the writing and logic of the game so my personal experiences say otherwise but I’m glad some people were able to find some enjoyment out of F76, the only Fallout game I haven’t completed or even came close to completing. The ones I watched

Adore Delano said her comments was what caused her to quit Drag Race All Stars 2 after spending the whole night crying over them.

Umm, it was the right wanting to murder Pence for not kowtowing to fascism, that built a literal gallows to hang him. There’s nothing even close from the left.

When we say it’s not real, we’re saying the conservative version of cancel culture doesn’t exist. That’s why it’s largely imaginary because the vast majority of cancel culture narrative has been created by conservatives. And, pointing this out again, one party, the Democrats isn’t trying to cancel any aspects of

The right openly embraces cancel culture. They are trying to cancel the entire queer community, they’re trying to cancel medical treatment for trans adults, they’re trying to cancel the history of slavery because it makes them feel uncomfortable and they’re trying to cancel democracy. If the left was doing the same

Egon Mursk is the smarterest man child to own rocket ships. He is so smarterest due diligence isn’t ever needed when it comes to spending 44 billion dollars because he understands it all. He can solve all problems even faster than Donald Trump can solve all problems. 

You’re a bastard for making it look so fucking simple! 

My only goal is a fist fight with a bear that spontaneously erupts into sex.

BG3 is going to make Spacerim look like the mediocrity it most likely will be all the more apparent due to the gap in quality. And I hope Bethesda surprises us all and Spacerim is as enthralling as BG3 but I’m not optimistic. Fallout76 was such an unforced disaster nobody wanted so I don’t know if Bethesda is even

“We’re not going to put the effort into keeping the game exciting and robust and we’re going to destroy anybody that tries to make us look bad by doing our jobs much better than we are for free.”

I love people demanding we apply logic in a world where magic abounds. 

Or you could stop assuming you have the answers to reality and therefore your understanding of reality has to be the correct one. Everybody is the main character in their story. 

You’re talking about metaphors as if they were as concrete as the laws of physics. Metaphors are meant to be robust and flexible. Just because your interpretation of things has the most meaning to you doesn’t mean that meaning is going to be universal to everybody and those that disagree with you aren’t wrong any more

Totally, BG3 can’t tell when you accidentally clicked on a team mate by accident and when you do it on purpose for whatever reason so when it happens I sometimes reload. I turn on the outline characters/enemies so I can see them clearly in combat when they’re atop one another. 

When I was a DM I knew which people would be upset if their characters died and which ones would roll with it and have fun. I always fudged the dice rolls for those who would be distraught over their characters dying so their characters always just survived--sometimes with a cost for survival like a beloved weapon

So instead of policing how people enjoy a game you’re going to police how people deploy metaphors? Seems petty and pointless.