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It’s Randy Rainbow who is a gay comedic singer and we gays love saying things in unique ways. Like turquoise is said tur-kwaasz and a sequin dress becomes a sequence dress because we’ve heard some mispronunciation and found it charming and viola it becomes the new way to say a word if you want your friends to know

Maybe Randy wanted to start a new pronunciation trend, there’s this thing where us gays, especially drag queens, love to say words incorrectly like turquoise has become tur-kwaasz, a sequin dress is now a sequence dress, etc. Vuh-lah-hah sounds hilarious to me so perhaps he did do it on porpoise. 

I asked it how to make gay marriage illegal in America and was happy to hear it say it wouldn’t help with that because it was unethical and immoral. 

How about trying to imagine keeping your cool when the 1,001st person hopes you’re doing ok. And the 1,000 times before. People are allowed to get angry even at the wrong person every now and then, especially when those people think a parasocial relationship in their mind allows them to talk to a complete stranger

He’s hiding because the evil deep state is trying to destroy him and the grand technology Scientology purports to impart to people because it would destabilize the world order. Churches and cults have used the government as a boogie man for centuries. 

Cruise is a true believer. He believes Scientology has given him superpowers that allowed him to succeed in Hollywood even though he’s the size a miniature dachshund.

We’ve decided to give you a totally new take on vampire games! First off, being out in the sun does nothing to you besides giving you a good tan. Second, there’s no pesky vampire hunters responding to you feeding off people and murdering them. Third, you don’t have any vampiric weaknesses like to garlic or silver or

If Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous had no ramifications for my character becoming a lich it’d been a totally different game. I usually play good characters but when I do play evil ones I want the world to respond to my evil actions not ignore them. Perhaps they extrapolated that because there’s so many people

But could you speak to snakes?

We discussed ramifications for using the most evil magic in the game repeatedly but work is hard. 

They could do a wall spin off with no Roiland and I’d be happy with that. The wallcentric episodes are definitely the most poignant yet also most optimistic of the series.

They have a contract for 40 more episodes. Cancelling that would’ve cost Adult Swim a ton of money and they would’ve gotten nothing in return for it.  

Kylie never said she was owed an explanation, she said her opinion of Johnson in regards to this particular subject would be in a state of indeterminacy until she finds out what Johnson believes in regards to this situation. That’d not a demand for an explanation, that’s an explanation of where they stand in regards

Your own ego is what empowers your anger to lash out at people instead of actually getting things done. Keep it up, you’re the kind of progressive Republicans love, the kind the give us a bad name and accomplish nothing.

Oh, so you’re just a left wing troll. Definitely a rarer version than the right wing one but they do exist. So in your words, fuck you for not getting over your anger so you can be a more effective agent of change. You’re just as responsible as the people you excoriate because you’d rather luxuriate in your anger than

I voted for Sanders in 16 and Warren in 20. I think you’re working with the reality you want instead of the reality we have. It’d be nice if Sanders was a moderate but he’s not. It’d be nice if more Americans were liberals but they’re not, we’re a minority in America. We’re all complicit in the reality we create, we

WotC owns the lore but they don’t own the game mechanics because you can’t own game mechanics. And since the OGL 1.0 stated that that license was forever WotC cannot come along and declare a previous agreement void. On top of that, that 25% is from revenue, which means those companies will have to increase the prices

I got my PS5 in December from the Playstation store. I got the discless one, it took me all of four visits to the site to have the discless one available to purchase. All four times the disc version was available to purchase. And this would be at the height of Christmas buying season. So it was pretty easy for me to

Justin Roiland can use it as his new bachelor pad. 

This is one of the reddest red states in America so it would not only have been easy for this guy to never apologize not apologizing probably would earn him toxic masculinity points that is the kid of credential that helps you get elected in this part of America. Anyways, it suks he made the comparison and it’s fairly