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Unfortunately you’re asking for what people don’t want to deliver because so far NFTs appear to be more of a bubble scam than anything else of worth. It’s like asking for the opposing view of the earth is a globe theory and then giving time to the flat earth people. That’s not going to happen without, at this point,

Welcome to your new home!

Enthusiasm is a different word you could use for boner not that there’s anything wrong with employing boner because it’s accurate and cuts through the noise pretty quickly. 

The delays are 100% the fault of 343/Microsoft. The ways the fans respond to such delays is 100% of the fault of the person responding not 343/Microsoft. Just because you don’t get 100% of what was promised to you by a corporation doesn’t suddenly excuse how the fans respond to such a situation, especially since the

Crunch exists because of the structural benefits it gives to those who possess the majority of the world’s wealth not because fans demand it. Crunch reinforces the notion that, while things may be bad at the moment, it could be much worse and you could be working at a much worse company so just suck it up so

If you watch media that reinforces the idea that almost every problem in your life is somehow related to some group you despise and is part of a conspiracy said group is carrying out to enrich themselves at your personal expense; for them, any indication of delay is seen as some sort of existential threat towards

I don’t think any insurance company would have valued that item as worth 2.9 million and insured it as such. There’s more than one way to figure the worth of an item. 

He’s provocative and that means clicks! 

There’s some great clips of her greatest interview moments on youtube that are just darkly hilarious in a disturbing way. 

Correct, outrage drive clicks, clicks means paychecks therefore people will purposefully write outrageous things to troll you of more clicks and engagement. 

We all profit from the distant wage enslavement and real enslavement capitalism carries out as SOP since it’s beginning. Nobody in a capitalist society has clean hands. But blood gem stones creates a very distinct level of horribly dirty hands. 

Ummm, the government would have spend all the billions on R&D to “do it cheaper” than Space X, which means they wouldn’t be doing it cheaper unless you’re suggesting the government commander Space X’s decades of work and not pay them for it. There’s no such thing as a charity space program. And the most ludicrous

So you have no answers to your own questions but you are still certain you are correct nonetheless. Capitalism sucks, socialism for the win, etc. But since there’s nobody else out there doing it even remotely better let alone cheaper at this time, Musk deserves some credit. The US and EU space agencies were some of

Space X is way cheaper and effective than NASA and the EU and every other nation. The lack of competition in the space industry for too many decades allowed government agencies to atrophy and go through brain drain then Musk comes along talking about Mars and offering jobs that pay way more than the government does

*gestures broadly at your nothing then points out that one failure doesn’t negate several successes*

Except the hundreds of thousands of Teslas they’ve built aren’t promises, they exist. The thousands of Starlink satellites they’ve already launched aren’t promises, they exist and the system works. In fact the Ukrainian government got an expedited, free shipment of Starlink terminals allowing their government to

Fairly sure the person most likely meant to say, “Everywhere I look I see Teslas” not that almost every car is a Tesla. But we’re online so you can never underestimate a person’s intelligence too much. 

Thank for solving this perplexing riddle as to why some people have more than others due having started off with more than others. 

Ah yes, before Musk came along and destroyed all the trolley cars to space that I fondly remember floating weightlessly in with the family enjoying the majesty of the cosmos. Space has always been the domain of the rich and powerful.

He’s definitely a garbage person. That doesn’t mean his accomplishments are also garbage. I mean if trolling somebody trying to save trapped kids as a pedophile doesn’t make one a garbage person I don’t know what does but I also know I’ve watched two rockets land themselves simultaneously and I’ve seen his Tesla now