But like what is the outrageous part of this? What exactly do you think they should have done?

Charge Zeke with something or stop with this “lets suspend him because it looks like he might be guilty” crap.

It’s elitism.

I’m not a doctor, but I do have herpes. Greenish discharges are not a symptom. Ushers got gonorrhea guys...

Huh

I don’t have $10 million, but I do have herpes...

I come to Deadspin for dick jokes and absurdity. Diana’s reporting makes me feel better about it.

That would require intellectual honesty.

Is this the pornstar Tiffany Thompson?

The thing that gets lost in all of this is that Elliott is presumed innocent until proven guilty. The NFL isn’t the court of law, but any reasonable American entity would abide by a person’s presumed innocence.

An investigation that needs to take this long is suspicious in terms of the investigator...not the…

MLB suspended Jeurys Familia for 15 games for domestic violence (less than 10% of his season), and Deadspin says GOOD JOB

I hate NYC, but because it’s expensive and full of assholes. You don’t have to be a redneck to dislike overcrowded cities.

Jerry Jones may be scum, but I don’t see how he’s responsible for any of this.

I live in Austin and while it’s remembered, it’s not in an over-the-top way. The local firefighters will run the same amount of steps in their training tower as there were in the towers. Some cities will have a brief moment of silence but nothing crazy.

After 9/11, there were many groups that traveled to help out in NYC. I remember seeing a group from Texas treating rescue/recovery workers to cookouts near ground zero.

Yeah, WTF? I’m a native Texan and still visit regularly. I’ve never gotten that impression there or, really, anywhere I’ve been.

I grew up in the south and now happily reside in the NW. While I would never want to live with the horrible state government they have, cities in Texas are pretty fucking awesome and far more diverse than where I live. I can hate the government there but still love the state. Texas has some awesome people.

Wasn’t tora tora tora made in 1947?

Haven’t seen anything of the sort down here.