On a more serious note,Bob, we need you. We need some hard hitting celebrity journalism here. We need to find out how famous people are doing at Pokemon Go. Because if i find out that Tim Gunn found a Pikachu just sitting outside his Manhattan apartment and I can’t even find a Geodude where I live, i’m going to be…

“Why didn’t you post sooner??”

Yea and how you’re forced to have the same convo again and again. “Are you excited” “Omg so excited! Chubby cheeks and little shoes! I love them already!” and God forbid you say “not yet, I’m actually terrified and don’t feel any emotional connection yet”. It’s not so much being pregnant in public as being forced to…

“Ehehehehehehe...” *uncontrolable sobbing* “What have I done?”

I want to believe at one point, Ryan Reynolds and Tom Hiddleston were hanging out alone, smoking cigars in the garage, and Hiddleston just burst into tears. Where’s the paparazzi photos of THAT?

I only do this with board games, but then I Scrabble for blood.

This beard idea is my husband’s theory, too. We discussed it at length last night because we have a 3-month old and no brain cells left to discuss important geopolitical issues anymore.

Casual gymnastics sounds awesome. ::::flops on couch...slowly rolls to floor without spilling my beer::::

If Swiddles do something and there’s no photographic evidence, did it even happen in the first place?

“. And how do we integrate these folks into the US? Do we set up Arabic schools? Do we immediately train thousands (tens of thousands?) of new ESL teachers overnight? Where do we house them, exactly? How do we give them economic meaning? Read up on the refugees in Nauru who, despite being fed and sheltered, are…

Those women in the header pic are giving me rage right now. Especially the one holding a pro-life=pro-woman sign. I’ve always been pro-choice, but it took on a new layer for me when I was knocked up by my emotionally abusive boyfriend when the condom failed. I can’t abide anyone who would have expected me to go…

But... she is in Malawi, on a humanitarian trip. She is physically seated by a fabric store where she probably bought the headdress . If she had done this out of her LA apartment, yes, it would have been iffy, but... I don’t know, she’s supposed to maintain distance from the culture she finds herself in to the point…

Beep boop! I mean, hello

I’m sure it was exhausting but he got paid for his time one way or another, and I doubt he was unaware of all the ins and outs of being her boyfriend (or “boyfriend”) before he got on board. But don’t forget team nobody is an option lol

you let the elected officials make these kinds of decisions. duh. that’s why we pay them a fuck load of a money, why they have a large staff of experts to help with the decision making process, and why they get access to all the information the common person doesn’t have access to/is not able to understand.

A nice illustration of why this form of direct democracy isn’t a good idea, and why I have a hard time taking populist political platforms seriously.

AND THIS IS WHY COMPLEX POLITICAL DECISIONS SHOULD NOT BE LEFT TO THE VASTLY UNINFORMED AND MISINFORMED PUBLIC. gahhhhhhhhhhh!

I will never ever ever understand why they went to a straight-up vote for this. Allowing every common ass citizen to vote on something that frankly most people have no understanding of in terms of the financial ramifications, I mean...holy fuck what were they thinking?

when you excited to see Tarzan/afraid of refugees but you keep fighting in the backseat/vote for brexit and your mom turns the car around/currency hits a 30 year low:

Thunderdome. Only we rig it so that two enter and none come out.